The "stuck in hell together" line is one of my favourites, too, although I suppose it could be worse. It could be Neville. ;)
Well, I was going to tell you to feel free to comment anonymously on my journal for all my other stories or you could try OpenID (I think) and just make sure you sign your name, but apparently LJ is being a complete b*tch right now, so it's a moot point. One of these days I was going to cross-post my Snarry drabbles to my IJ. I just don't use it much.