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spfestmod ([info]spfestmod) wrote in [info]snape_potter,
@ 2011-05-13 16:08:00

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Entry tags:fic, rating: nc-17, snarry-a-thon11

Snarry-a-Thon11: FIC: Trouble with Texting
Title: Trouble with Texting
Author: [info]mrscake
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1000ish
Warning(s): None.
Prompt: Prompt 24: Severus and Harry discover text messaging...and sexting. Bonus points if the sexting goes awry.
Summary: Severus never had a mobile phone before, all those buttons, so many possibilities.


Trouble with Texting



Harry’s texts
Severus' texts


Hello love,

Wgwgatdwgtgmttggspgdgatjmtpammtpaptgmm

Say that again?

Wgwgatdwgtgmttggspgdgatjmtpammtpaptgmm

That’s what I thought you said, you need to press the button more than once to get the different letters.

Whyhaveyougotthisridiculouscontraption.

Ok, now add a space it's the button in the middle at the bottom.

Why have you got this ridiculous contraption.

Because I thought it would be fun.

I’m trying to teach.

Only trying?

If my students weren’t incompetent I would be succeeding.

They say a poor workman always blames his tool.

I don’t remember you complaining about my tool last night.

Lol, true, I didn’t, never do for that matter.

Lol?

It means laugh out loud, you made me laugh.

I hope you’re not anywhere that could cause a problem.

No, I’m alone, in our bed.

You’re in our bed without me, you minx you,
I’m beginning to see the appeal of this phonon.


It’s a phone, and it can get better, just think of all the thing I can say, I can tease you all day and be here waiting when you get home.

That works both ways Brat, are you willing to follow written instructions?

Try me, where, how, do you want me?

I want you on your back, spread your legs, feet flat on the bed.

I’m ready Sev

Get the tub from under my pillow, I want you to be well stretched when I get there.

How many fingers shall I start with?

Start with two, but don’t take long, three fingers soon, and no touching that pretty cock of yours.

Fuck, so good.

I want you to get one of our toys, I think the second biggest will do.

I found it Sev

Good boy, now back in position. Put plenty of my lube on that toy but don’t put it in yet.

I’m ready Sev, when are you going to be home?

I’ll be home in an hour, but for now this will do.

I need you Sev.

You need to be filled and fucked, my own, when I get home I’ll take care of the latter, for now, we’ll fill you.

God you’re even hot in text

Press the toy into you, hold it still

Need to move, please.

Move then, just not fast, pump in slow shallow movements, the way I do to drive you wild.

K

One letter that’s all you can manage? I think you’ll have to give me more if you want to be allowed to fuck yourself.

I’m moving just the way you said, driving me mad, need more, please Sev

Alright, speed up, not too much, I don’t want you to come yet.

Now what?

Are you panting yet baby? I know you’re getting close when you start to pant.

So close, need, neeed

Pound yourself, hard and fast push yourself over.

Fuck that was so hot

I’m not done with you yet baby, grab the plug from the second draw, the red one.

The red one? But you said... are you sure

I’m sure, when I come home I want to see that bright red monster stretching your hole for me use plenty of lube I don’t want you hurt, just begging with need.

Ok, give me a few minutes to put it in.

It took a bit of working, not that my cock’s complaining, but it’s in.

All the way? I’m impressed, if you’re hard again you’d best put on the ring, you’re not allowed to come again until I’m inside you, then we can see how many

times I can make you come

What happened why did it cut me off


It cut you off because you went over 160 characters, the ring is on now, I used your green one, I didn’t think you’d mind

I’ll just make sure to keep the amount I write low. My green ring looks wonderful on your tanned cock

Fuck Sev I need you, when will you be home

Only another 20 minutes Harry love, I’ll be home before you know it.

Good, I miss you.

Um Sev, why am I getting calls and messages from people asking when we got together? Did you tell everyone?

No, you know I wouldn’t do that without you.

Oh hell, Sev how did you send the messages

Like you told me to

You clicked send

No, I clicked send all, it’s a stupid question really, if I didn’t want all the message to be sent I wouldn’t have written it all

Sev, my love, you are one of the cleverest wizards I know, but send all means send to everyone who’s number you have.

Fuck, Bugger I’m dismissing my class, I’ll be right there, no doubt your friends numbers on it and your about to be under siege, dare I ask who else’s number?

Well, all the order, the faculty, the Weasley’s, Sirius and Remus, (watch out for them on your way home) um I think there were a few others

Who???? Tell me damn it

Draco, and his parents, um all the Gryffindors,

Why in god’s name would you do that? Luc will never let me live this down.

In case I was out and you needed to find me, or in case you needed one of them.

And anyway, think of all you said, just your parts. I don’t think you come off that badly in all of this.


I’m nearly at the main floo. Are you still wearing the plug for me

Anything for you baby you know that.

Even not killing me after letting everyone find out like this?

Even that, at least your only hitting send now.

...... oh yeah

Get home mister, you have some serious making up to do.

I’m getting the powder, I love you.

I love you too.


-end-



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[info]onkoona
2011-05-13 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Funny!
Aint modern tech wonderful?

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[info]centaury_squill
2011-05-13 08:35 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!

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[info]alisanne
2011-05-13 08:49 pm UTC (link)
*giggles*
Send all, hm?
LMAO! Poor Severus. :)

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[info]ubikono
2011-05-13 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh Severus, he's one kinky man. He's already a master at sexting. They must be mortified, everyone now knows what goes on in the bedroom.

Guess Severus will have to make it up to Harry. This was really funny =)

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[info]ex_lilyseyes671
2011-05-13 08:57 pm UTC (link)
OMG! Send all, indeed! LMAO - very well done!

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[info]socks4dobby
2011-05-13 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh God. I loved the send all incident!

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[info]severa_snape
2011-05-13 09:14 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GAWD!!!!

I have to agree with ubikono that Severus is already the master at sexting (at least when it comes to typing it not sending it).

I really, really love this prompt. The whole was supper hot and I so want to be on there contact list if he's going to send all ;-D.

All I can say is that he really shouldn't be mortified, but be proud that he'd the master seducer and all around Slytherin Sex god.

Well done!

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[info]gingertart50
2011-05-13 09:54 pm UTC (link)
*cackles*

Excellent!

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[info]dgpolo
2011-05-13 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Delicious! I don't often like Sev using 'baby' in regards to Harry but it worked here. I love the part about looking out for Sirius and Remus on his way home! LOL!

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[info]emynn
2011-05-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
SQUEEEEEE!!!!! This was my prompt. I was so hoping somebody would do it. And it was HILARIOUS! Seriously, made me LOL all over the place. Oh, and it was hot too. *g* SO MUCH LOVE! Fantastic job!

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[info]ensnarryed
2011-05-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Send. All. "All" of the message... XDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL ROFL

*goes off to add to Favorites*

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[info]szefi
2011-05-14 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Megalol for the send all:)

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[info]sra_danvers
2011-05-15 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sending to all! No price! ^^

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[info]eriador117
2011-05-16 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Funny and hot :)

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[info]kirrdis
2011-05-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
OMG! I'm literally laughing out loud :)

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[info]k8bnimble
2011-05-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
That was flat out loud hilarious! Well done!! I just laughed at how Harry had to tell him to push the buttons more than once to get the letters he needed. I had to do that with someone!!

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[info]torino10154
2011-05-21 02:50 am UTC (link)
LMAO! I love the idea of them sexting each other. :D Nice job.

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