Really hilarious :D I somehow expected Pomona Sprout and Sirius Black to be next to each other, because they are somehow similar, and I couldnt help ROFL on Moaning Myrtle :D Also, while the original is great, I first read Albus Dumbledore like: "When you ask Snape to teach Harry Occulmency, he penetrates more than just his mind." and it kinda stuck... :P