So, I am totally reviewing this again. Because today, while working, I thought of this story and started laughing helplessly.
Co-worker: "What are you randomly laughing about now?" Me: "Squid porn." Co-worker: "... Like that map you once put on your Facebook? I thought that was a joke." Me: *Utterly blank*
Get home and stalk my FB for past posts, and realize that back in January I posted this awesomeness. My state? Rocks the bestiality vibe.