Oh crafty mystery author, this story resonated with me as a fellow wobbly-trotter who’s recently been denied the merest sniff of a significant other. ❤ I like your description of Lucius’ sexual exploits, & the happy pairings nappy-clad Severus saw fit to join, & I love Severus’ Slytherin-esque way of twisting fate to his advantage! A wonderful romp, indeed! (˘ε˘)