Mystery author, this story was witty and just amazing!
I couldn't stop chuckling at some parts. Severus as cupids is a spectacular failure, especially on his first day.
So many errors, but since he's clever he was able to rationalize that they are the perfect matches.
Even though he can't lick Harry's upper hair *giggles* to his delight because of the agreement with Hades, he will be in good company with Aphrodite(her jugs) and the like.