Such a fun story. I was torn between thinking the sex was wildly hot and reading through my fingers at the thought of Petunia in the next room. :D Both Harry and Snape were like irrepressible difficult teenagers in this -- glad Harry's cold and Snape's need to be on the run finally got them together! Oh, and I really enjoyed the house elves in this; I was glad both Kreacher and -- good lord, what is her name? The female house elf -- had their part to play in saving the day. Urk, Petunia calling the cops, whatever world's cops, seemed just something she'd do. I loved Lynne, and would have loved even more Dudley; the idea that he and Harry are on friendly terms is so appealing. Very fun!