Oh, you need to post your spanking fics! I'd suggest posting this weekend for the anniversary, but iirc, the one I'm thinking of wasn't Snarry. Right? Anyway, you should post it regardless. People will love it.
And I am absolutely with you regarding Snape getting spanked. I mean, I'd still read it, but I doubt I'd ever be convinced. At least not when he's with Harry. Just not my cuppa.