Ha-ha!!! This story made me seriously suffer at the beginning - it's been a long time I had to use the dictionary so very often while reading an English language fic. But besides not being knowledgeable enough in English, being my fault only, it was a brilliant, highly entertaining and utterly funny story. Well, I guess this might have been rather hard work for you, too, to write in this style. I am usually clueless in guessing the author, this is the first time I have a strong idea on the writer's identity :) I liked your story more and more, with its old-fashioned wording and style, the powerful eroticism deliciously flowing from each conservative phrase, the brilliant characters. And your lines! " I always collect my own ingredients" OMG, you are naughty as hell, fortunately for us! That was gorgeous :) Thanks for sharing.