|spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter,|
@ 2010-09-10 08:52:00
|Entry tags:||back to hogwarts, rating: nc-17|
Back to Hogwarts: FIC: Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Magics
Title: Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Magics
Rating: Hard R or NC-17
Word count: aprox 7,200
Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Handjobs, Masturbation, Fondling, Spanking the Monkey, Self-Abuse, Groping…lots of Snape’s hands touching things. A wee bit of dub-con in one scenario. Also – abuse of Edgar Allen Poe’s fine essay of roughly the same name.*
Summary: Harry writes an essay on Severus’ magical diddling skills with a nod and a wink to Edgar Allen Poe.
A/N: My deepest apologies for completely perverting Edgar Allen Poe’s “Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Sciences” but really with a title like that, what can you expect? An important note – “diddling” in Poe’s time meant to con someone or to deliberately mislead in order to gain something. I think we’ll all agree that Snape is a Master Diddler in all meanings of the word. The first half of this is pretty close to the original, grammar, odd spellings and all. Poe must have been envisioning Snape when he wrote this. After that, of course, I veered wayyyy off.
Many thanks to isisanubis for being a terrific beta even with her computer issues. Thank you so much!