Sheer perfection!! I was excited to see how this turned out. I used to play "Columbia" at the lcoal theater years ago so I have a very soft spot for this. I kept shouting out the audience lines as I read this (thank god I came home for lunch!)
"Some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos" - RICH WEIRDOS ARE OUT OF SEASON!!
Of course, "anticipa" SAY IT, SAY IT "tion."
"I was saving myself." "FOR WHAT? A RAINY DAY? IT'S RAINING!"
"There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure." - THERE IS IN ALABAMA!
And "Say Hello to Oblivion." HELLO OBLIVION - HOW'S THE WIFE AND KIDS?
Yes - the only thing that would be better is to add a great drawing to this of Snape in his corset!!
You just made my day. I'll be singing these tunes for awhile... ; ) WHEE!!