Prompt Fic--Road Trip Title - Road Trip Author - ivylady Rating - R Word Count - 815 Characters/Pairings - Harry/Severus Warnings (highlight to see) - *
hand job, graphic sexual innuendo
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Disclaimer - I only own the plot. I do not own the character, places, names, or anything else associated with Harry Potter. I make no money off this story and mean no offense. Summary - Harry convinces Severus to take a road trip to America with him. Written in response to prompt #5 from faynia: For the love of God, don't tell me that you lost the freaking map.
“Potter!” Snape barked, “where the hell are we?”
“Er, I think we’re somewhere in Maryland,” Harry replied.
“Maryland? Where the hell is that?” Severus growled.
“South of New Jersey?” Potter ventured.
“New Jersey? Isn’t that where we were going?” Severus asked.
“Yeah. I think I kept straight when I should have gotten off the Turnpike,” Harry said.
“And you just figured this out now?” Snape seemed incredulous.
“Well it’s not my fault,” Harry argued. “You were distracting me. You know I can’t think clearly when you have your hand down my pants.”
“Don’t blame this mess on me, Potter. You’re the one who came up with that brilliant plan,” Severus growled.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time,” Harry muttered, and it was. Having Severus give him a hand job while he was driving really had released the tension he’d felt all day.
“Potter, where is the bloody map? I’ll figure out where we are and how to get us back on track,” Severus offered.
“Um…Severus. Remember when we stopped at the rest area?” Harry began.
“Yes,” Severus answered.
“Well, I took the map inside with us to check our location and I accidentally left it there,” Harry told him, studiously staring at the road.
“For the love of God, Potter, don’t tell me that you lost the freaking map!” Severus snarled.
“Ok, I won’t tell you then,” Harry said amiably.
“You idiot!” Severus raged. “Stop this bloody car right now! I’m getting out.”
“Now Severus, just wait. There’s an exit coming up and we can get some gas and buy another map,” Harry wheedled.
“No! You stop this car right now and let me drive,” Severus groused.
“Sev,” whined Harry.
“Don’t use that tone with me! Of all the idiotic, brainless things you’ve done, this entire trip takes the cake,” Severus complained. “‘Let’s take a vacation,’ he says. ‘It’ll be fun,’ he says. ‘I’ve never been to America and I really want to see it,’ he says. ‘A road trip is a great idea,’ he bribed.”
Harry just listened to his partner complain in silence. He knew that this trip was going to be stressful, but it couldn’t be any worse than their lives back in Britain. Between Severus’s work at their apothecary and Harry’s time at the restaurant, they barely saw each other. Both men were run ragged and needed a break. Severus, unfortunately, was the type of man who needed everything planned for every contingency before he could relax. Harry was more likely to just go with the flow. Besides, Severus would calm down once he discovered Harry’s surprise. If they ever made it to their destination, that is.
“Oh Severus, you know I was right. Just think—it’s only the open road, you and me. No orders need preparing, no imbecilic employees, just us together,” Harry began. “Lounging around our hotel room wearing nothing but smiles, room service so that we can sate our physical hunger without having to interrupt our carnal delights.
“You on top of me, licking my nipples until they harden. Me on top of you, nibbling on your collarbone until you scream with desire. Me on my knees with my tongue in your navel, my hands squeezing your arse as I move my mouth downwards to engulf your straining erection.
“You pounding me until I see stars, coming with such force that you blackout from the pleasure of it. Me driving you wild with that thing I do with my tongue,” Harry explained, hearing Severus let out a little whimper.
Severus could feel his pulse racing and his pants tightening as he thought over all the sinful things he’d fantasized about doing to Harry for the longest time but was too tired to make them a reality. He was extremely glad that he’d brought along his Kama Sutra as well as his journal. There were several ideas that he wanted to run by Harry. If Harry did all those things he just mentioned, this trip might not be half bad.
“Very well, Potter, but you’d better make this worth my time,” Severus grumped though his eyes gleamed with excitement.
Harry saw the predatory smirk that came over Severus’s face and grinned. It seemed like his idea might work after all. Now if only they could get to wizarding Atlantic City. Harry had no intention of leaving the United States without Severus being his husband. Harry had dreams and plans of a long life filled with his beloved Severus and their children. He still hadn’t worked out all of the aspects, but they could figure it all out later. Of course, Severus didn’t know about those little details, but Harry was sure his lover wouldn’t mind too much. If he did, a few shots of fire whiskey should cure his future groom’s hesitation.
“I think things are going to work out just fine, Severus,” Harry grinned.