Oh, this is fantastic! I love love LOVED the tongue-in-cheek descriptions. Regulus was outrageous. All of the various sexitimes were way hot, except for when they weren't supposed to be, in which case they were delightfully awkward and amusing. I had those little tummy-flips going on during the entire last part of the fic... Harry and Snape were so perfect for each other! You played the UST card very well. *smooshes them together* *smooshes you for good measure* This fic is love! *mems*