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Snarry-a-Thon FIC: Speed and Expediency
Title: Speed and Expediency
Author: drachenmina
Other pairings/threesome: Some Regulus Black/Severus Snape, mention of Harry/OOC and Regulus/others
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,500
Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *The merest whiff of BDSM*
Prompt: #71 - Now that Voldemort is gone for good, it's finally safe for Snape's former lover, Regulus Black, to return from the Muggle world where he had been safely hidden by Dumbledore. Regulus seems to think he and Severus can pick up their relationship where it left off, but Harry thinks he might want a chance with Snape. Neither Regulus nor Harry seem willing to take no for an answer and neither is willing to share. Prefer no threesomes (or moresomes), please.
Summary: Harry discovers motorbikes, sex, and Regulus Black. Severus discovers that you can’t go back, and that that’s not always a bad thing.
AN: Huge thanks to my wonderful beta, who knows who she is!

Speed and Expediency


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	torino10154 2009-04-19 08:15 am UTC (link)
	This is brilliant. I just adore Regulus in that 'over the top arrogant shit' sort of way. Dumping his lover by text! And Harry's jealousy over Reg and Sev was adorable. Full points from me for Madam Pince being Snape's mum. *vbg* So much lovely smexing going on from Harry pinching his own nipples at the start to Sev's enormous cock. :D Excellent work! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:51 pm UTC

	k8bnimble 2009-04-19 10:01 am UTC (link)
	Just fabulous! This is a new classic I think. I loved everything about it. Regulus was just such a lovely bastard! I hope Kreacher didn't break Harry's broom or his Order of Merlin! So many wonderful details. The Prophet headlines- hilarious! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:52 pm UTC

	swansong33 2009-04-19 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Yay! This was such a great story. Car salesman!Regulus was hilarious and jealous!Harry was great. Great job! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:52 pm UTC

	zalil_z 2009-04-19 11:04 am UTC (link)
	Loved how insecure and shy Harry was with Reg and the guys in the hotel... shame he didn't get any action there ;) Also, glad the misunderstanding (Harry sleeping with Regulus) got sorted out timely before Snape could storm off and ruin their chance of perfectly hot Snarrysex :) Well done! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:53 pm UTC

	ivylady 2009-04-19 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Hehe! Such a great story. I love Regulus - his dumping his lover via text, his trying to get Harry into bed, his being with Severus only because of his reputation, and his commandeering of Grimmauld. He was fantastic. Insecure and jealous Harry is always wonderful. Severus and his relationship with his mother (Aberforth? LOL) were fantastic as well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:54 pm UTC

	cat_lick_girl 2009-04-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Delightful, sly story! Especially loved Eileen, and that she rescued her "baby boy"! (snicker) (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:56 pm UTC

	emmessann 2009-04-19 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, this was a delight start to finish. I loved Harry as an innocent abroad, adored the line about Regulus pissing on Severus if he was on fire...what a treat! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:57 pm UTC

	morganlefay1958 2009-04-19 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Merlin! I wondered about that Muggle!! And I wanted to hex Reg the minute Harry met him! He's his mother's son, that one!! And Mdm. Pince was really Eileen? Brill! Loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 02:59 pm UTC

oni_butterfly 2009-04-19 04:29 pm UTC (link)

Okay, In all seriousness, after I leave this comment, I am so re-reading this! Three fingers and a handful of spunk will have to do or Severus will be in serious danger of climaxing prematurely himself and then he'd have to Obliviate the boy. Best. Line. Ever! I mean, if I could see anyone actually doing this it would be Severus. And carSalesmen-Arrogant!Regulus, was just so new and, well, fun! Surely some of Harry's parental figures will remain unsullied by sordid detail? "Of course, my dear brother would never have stood for that," Regulus muses. "Kept the wolf on a very tight leash, I can tell you. Literally, I might add." "So, how's Germany been, then?" Harry asks desperately. This part made me die laughing. Poor Harry and his day of tainted images. xD Oh well, someone had to ruin his innocence eventually! Great Damn Story. :3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:02 pm UTC

la_dissonance 2009-04-19 04:29 pm UTC (link)

Oh, this is fantastic! I love love LOVED the tongue-in-cheek descriptions. Regulus was outrageous. All of the various sexitimes were way hot, except for when they weren't supposed to be, in which case they were delightfully awkward and amusing. I had those little tummy-flips going on during the entire last part of the fic... Harry and Snape were so perfect for each other! You played the UST card very well. *smooshes them together* *smooshes you for good measure* This fic is love! *mems* (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:04 pm UTC

	whitecotton 2009-04-19 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant story! So many lines made me laugh aloud, but two made me snort onto my laptop. Regulus dumping his lover of three years by text was wonderful, so too when Harry awoke on the sofa with a blanket over him and his flies undone. Thank you so much for this treat of a read. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:05 pm UTC

	galad222000 2009-04-20 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm usually not much of a Regulas fan but this one was so amusing I couldn't stop the giggles. I loved Biker!Harry and, of course, the good Snarry stuff. Well done. CB (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:07 pm UTC

	polpolaris 2009-04-20 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I haven't read much with Regulus in it but I liked your characterisation of him. He was a bit of a bastard but not so much that you hate him. The scene when Harry and Severus finally admitted their feelings was lovely. Kreacher going a bit wonky when he favourite master returned was a funny touch. Thanks for a lovely read! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:10 pm UTC

centaury_squill 2009-04-20 02:21 am UTC (link)

So many gorgeous touches in this! I'd be here all day if I mentioned all my favourites, so I'll just pick a couple at random - Harry's underpants obsession when Regulus is using Legilimency on him, and Snape delaying orgasm by picturing Dumbledore pole dancing *giggles* Oh OK, one more: Harry's line to Snape's mum when she says she'll be in the Hogs Head. Excellent fic, thank you mystery author! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:11 pm UTC

	snarry_fan7 2009-04-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Most excellent work! Regulus was great even if he was a bit of prick. Harry's line to Snape's mother at the end was perfect. Well done!!~Sophia (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:20 pm UTC

	jin_fenghuang 2009-04-20 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I like your take on Regulus. And the whole jealousy triangle. Great story, mystery author. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:21 pm UTC

	alisanne 2009-04-20 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahahahahah! Absolutely hilarious. I love the tongue-in-cheek tone of this, Regulus is such a bastard and poor Harry never stood a chance, what with all those Slytherins around. *g* What a great romp! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:22 pm UTC

	shadowess 2009-04-20 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Reg is a suave bastard in this, which is how I would envision him. *lol* to Harry trying to spank himself ^_^ The snarry sex was hot and the ending was fun (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:22 pm UTC

	thesewarmstars 2009-04-22 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, hilarious! I love that Harry's not that attractive, and how much of an utter bastard dear Reg is. I thoroughly enjoyed it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:24 pm UTC

winoniel 2009-04-22 08:44 am UTC (link)

This was fantastically funny! There were so many wonderful lines that I had to stop drinking my coffee, as my husband was getting covered with it. Your Regulus was perfect--sort of a combination of Lockhart/Lucius/Moody. His protections and his finely-tuned libido were such a perfect part of his character. Clueless, yet courageous Harry is love, and Severus' sarcasm was beautifully written! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:25 pm UTC

	szefi 2009-04-26 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	This was hilarious! I loved how bastardly Regulus was. And poor Harry splashed in the Prophet... *would love to have a peek at this edition* (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:30 pm UTC

	stellamoon 2009-04-27 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant story!!! I LOVED Harry's point of view, with all his insecurities and awkwardness. There are so many truly priceless lines in this! I'm going to go back and reread, just to find them all again! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:31 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2009-05-01 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	This was hilarious and amazingly well written. Loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:31 pm UTC

slashpine 2009-05-04 12:09 am UTC (link)

This is totally one of my favorite Snarries, ever. And it's all because of Regulus. (Well... there are some other amazing characters as well who are never sufficiently written: i.e., Pince.) This Regulus is *such* a Slytherin! It's so clear why Snape loved him, and equally why Snape long since stopped. Snape is *not* such a Slytherin. This fic is so truly, intelligently funny! I so love reading one that I really can laugh at, in this case from the first paragraph on. I can't think of enough good things to say about this fic. I've been trying to come up with a comment that communicates how much I loved its glee and goodheartedness ever since I read it, the very hour it was posted - and there's no way I can. Plus, every time I come back to try? I just read the fic again, and again, and laugh, and read again, and ...well ...no comment from me can even come close to equalling the joy that is this fic! I really want to see more of your Regulus, by the way, now that like Dracula, he's been invited into Britain, where I suspect he'll cut an equally devastating, diabolical, and deliciously perverse swath through an unsuspecting and all too Gryffindor society of wizards. Merlin only knows what he'd do to Muggles... Dumping them via text message, for one. *g* I wonder if even a Lucius could get the better of Regulus Black. *boggles* (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:33 pm UTC

	boopsieanne 2009-05-07 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, this is so great! Loved 'bit of a bastard'!Regulus and Snape's mum. Bumbling Harry convincing Snape that he cares about him was jusy aw-w-some. Loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - drachenmina, 2009-05-12 03:33 pm UTC

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