|sweetmelodykiss (sweetmelodykiss) wrote in snape_potter,|
@ 2007-09-06 02:23:00
|Entry tags:||ficlet, rating: r, sweetmelodykiss|
Author: Sweet Melody
Summary: Harry snaps in potions class.
Disclaimer: I do not own them.
Harry tried not to do it. He really did, but he just couldn‘t stop himself. He‘d been sitting in potions class now for almost seven years and every class was always the same. Snape would stalk him, berate him, humiliate him and glare at him and not necessarily in that order. Someday Harry’s composure would finally snap -- today was that day.
He sat trying to concentrate on the quiz in front of him, but Snape kept walking by, occasionally stopping to sneer at him. Snape’s scent was intoxicating and somehow that sneer was sexy as hell. Harry was still trying to deal with the erotic dream about his greasy professor that had woken him at dawn. Harry was becoming a master of the cleansing charm, but it was still damn embarrassing, A permanent blush graced his face these days and it was all Snape’s bloody fault!
He promised himself he would stay calm. He really did. Fuck calm!
Advanced Potions: Quiz #76
7th years: Gryffindor/Slytherin
Potions Master: Severus Snape
NAME: Harry Potter_________________________________
Doxycide is used to: Make you fall hopelessly in love with me.
Number of uses of Dragons Blood? Who cares, but I’d kill a dragon if it would make you love me.
Who discovered the uses of Dragons Blood? You did, because you’re brilliant!
What color is a shrinking potion? Obsidian like your eyes.
Where would you look if you needed to find a bezoar? Inside your mouth… with my tongue.
Bubotubor puss is used in potions to cure? Impotence -- which I do not suffer from. I’m hard as a rock the moment I hear your voice.
What is the first thing you must do before you can use Ashwinder eggs? Show you my prick.
A key ingredient for poison antidotes is? Your come.
Name one use for Ashwinder eggs? Anal beads.
Polyjuice potion is used to make you? Think I’m someone other than the bane of your existence.
Name a potion that includes daisy roots? Love Potion #9
Name a beast who produces mucus that can be used to thicken potions? HarryandSeverussweatycummonster.
What would you get if you added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? One hell of an aphrodisiac -- which I have no use for. You’re all the elixir I need.
What are dried Billywig stings used for? Love bites.
Now, if you want anything else answered you’ll have to give me detention and torture it out of me. PLEASE!
I’m not kidding. I want you, have to have you, will do anything to get you, including becoming the next Dark Lord if that’s what it takes.