spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2013-03-18 13:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | snarry-a-thon13 |
Snarry-a-Thon13 Reminder from Headmaster Snape
The short version - Snarry-a-thon13 entries are due in 2 weeks!
"Potter - do you have any idea of the date? The deadline for your Snarry-a-thon13 entry is precisely 2 weeks from today."
"Um. I'm almost done. I just need Hermione to look over it..."
"Foolish boy, there is still more than enough time left. Though some of us completed ours early."
...and then the unconventionally attractive Potions master with silky and not remotely greasy hair (it's the potions fumes, dammit!) saved the day yet AGAIN but does anyone appreciate the sacrifices he made? Oh, noooooooooo, it is always that stupid Potter boy with his ridiculous hair, hideous glasses and a bum tight enough to bounce a knut off of, who gets ALL the credit.
"All right, let's look at some of the options."
"Late for detention."
"Accident in Potions class."
"Telling my friends about our secret relationship."
"When the entire school finds out about us."
"When you find out about my fetish for ladies undergarments."
"When you threaten me with lust potion Veratiserum."
"How about that one where I discover you posed nude for Playwitch? I always liked that one..."
"Clearly these are all Photoshop images. except the one on the end.
Mpreg? That has potential...
"I knocked up Harry Potter!"
Hmmmmmm.
"I knocked up Professor Snape!"
"I think not."
"Although this may be too sensible for a reckless Gryffindor such as yourself, since it is evident that you haven't begun to work on your entry, I believe an extensive review of each prompt is definitely in order before you commit to one."
"But, Severus - there were 202 prompts this round. Over 1,400 all told."
"Then we had best get busy, Mr Potter. And I do mean that in the colloquial sense. This is Snarry-a-thon after all."
Snarry-a-Thon13 entries are due April 1 - and we aren't joking. ;D Please send all entries to spfestmod AT gmail DOT com. You can find all submission guidelines here.