Crack, you call this? I fail to see how an accurate and unbiased recounting of events can be called "crack"
FAvorite line: "Oh, please. She's still out giving interviews to people hanging on her every word, discussing Albus's sparkly underpants and what sorts of charms one might perform on a goat and for all I know the secret to Charlie Weasley not having nine kinds of venereal disease"