Title: Championship, III Challenge: Queerditch Marsh Word Count: 100
“And now, ladies and gentlemen! Coming to you straight from Queerditch Marsh, let's welcome the contenders for the Hogwarts House Cup!” Lee Jordan, who had joined the WWN as a sport commentator, flicked his dreadlocks over his shoulder as the crowd roared. “First – the loyal, tenacious, and ever faithful Hufflepuff BADGERS!!!!!!”
Severus, his black and white referee's robes spotless, set his jaw at what he knew was coming.
“And their opponents! Sneaky, sly, and always slippery - “
“Mr. Jordan - “
“The Slytherin SNAKES!”
“That's SERPENTS!” yelled Draco Malfoy's fiancee from the stands.