Title: Hot for Teacher, XVI Challenge: Snape and the letter E Word Count: 100 Warning: underage crush on an adult, reference to an orgy
"You were married, for God's sake. Don't act so missish."
"I'm simply surprised," said Lupin. He lowered his voice, even though the portrait of Everard was not in earshot. "You know there were rumors about Evan Rosier."
"That was a teenage crush. I've also had relationships with women - remember Emmeline?" Snape flushed slightly. "Rather like the one young Nott has on me. Unfortunately, telling him to find someone his own age would require me to acknowledge the situation."
"Which is why I ended up married to a woman," said Lupin, staring darkly into the fire.