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A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do
Title: A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do
Author:bohemianspirit
Genre: Slash, Humor
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 2
Challenge:snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Notes: Becausealisanne felt sorry for Severus in "Generation X-Box," and because making a happier life for Severus is what I'm all about--the man has more lives than Schroedinger's Cat--I have added yet another contribution to the road trip started by zephyr_macabee and continued by alisanne.
Warning: Stupid DH cliches, ahoy!
"These Muggle games are bloody addicting." Draco blinked at the television screen, trying to clear his vision.
"Well." Harry yawned and stretched, dropping the controller. "I guess the Fifty-seventh Level of Awesomeness will do for tonight."
Draco pushed himself to his feet and twisted around. "Harry."
"You want to keep going?"
"No. Look."
Harry looked. Severus, towel wrapped around his hips, lay sprawled on his back upon the bed, sound asleep.
"Poor Severus."
"Poor Severus."
"We have neglected him."
"Taken advantage of him."
"Used him."
"Or rather, not used him."
"Things didn't quite work as planned."
"No, not at all."
* * *
Draco looked at Harry, and Harry at Draco.
"Well, then. What do you suppose we ought to do?"
"Be a man. Try for some remorse."
"Right. It's our only chance."
They both looked down again at their sleeping erstwhile lover.
"I'm feeling very..."
"Remorseful?"
"No. Horny."
"Yeah. Me too."
"Sexy bastard, isn't he."
"It's the nose."
"Definitely, the nose."
They exchanged glances.
"Top or bottom?"
"You start at the top, I'll start at the bottom--"
"And together we'll work our way towards the middle."
"Right."
Harry and Draco grinned at each other and crept into the bed.
All was well.
Title: A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do
Author:
bohemianspiritGenre: Slash, Humor
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 2
Challenge:
snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and AutomobilesNotes: Because
alisanne felt sorry for Severus in "Generation X-Box," and because making a happier life for Severus is what I'm all about--the man has more lives than Schroedinger's Cat--I have added yet another contribution to the road trip started by zephyr_macabee and continued by alisanne.Warning: Stupid DH cliches, ahoy!
"These Muggle games are bloody addicting." Draco blinked at the television screen, trying to clear his vision.
"Well." Harry yawned and stretched, dropping the controller. "I guess the Fifty-seventh Level of Awesomeness will do for tonight."
Draco pushed himself to his feet and twisted around. "Harry."
"You want to keep going?"
"No. Look."
Harry looked. Severus, towel wrapped around his hips, lay sprawled on his back upon the bed, sound asleep.
"Poor Severus."
"Poor Severus."
"We have neglected him."
"Taken advantage of him."
"Used him."
"Or rather, not used him."
"Things didn't quite work as planned."
"No, not at all."
* * *
Draco looked at Harry, and Harry at Draco.
"Well, then. What do you suppose we ought to do?"
"Be a man. Try for some remorse."
"Right. It's our only chance."
They both looked down again at their sleeping erstwhile lover.
"I'm feeling very..."
"Remorseful?"
"No. Horny."
"Yeah. Me too."
"Sexy bastard, isn't he."
"It's the nose."
"Definitely, the nose."
They exchanged glances.
"Top or bottom?"
"You start at the top, I'll start at the bottom--"
"And together we'll work our way towards the middle."
"Right."
Harry and Draco grinned at each other and crept into the bed.
All was well.
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