I Used to Teach at Hogwarts
Title: I Used to Teach at Hogwarts Author: elfwreck Characters and Pairings: Snape/hypothetical Harry Rating: PG-13? As in, thirteen-year-old boys would snicker at this? Challenge #281: Cauldrons & Snitches. Word Count: 100 Warnings: Filk, to the tune of "I Used to Work in Chicago." Implied obscenities.
I Used to Teach at Hogwarts Tune: I Used to Work in Chicago
I used to teach at Hogwarts, I used to make potions galore I used to teach at Hogwarts But I don't teach there anymore.
A seeker was serving detention I asked him his least favorite chore, "Cauldrons," he said, and potted he got, And I don't teach there anymore.
A seeker was serving detention I offered supplies from my stores, "Broom oil," he wanted, and oiled he got, And I don't teach there anymore.
A seeker was serving detention I asked what he wanted to score, "The snitch," he said and snatched he got, And I don't teach there anymore.