I Used to Teach at Hogwarts
Title: I Used to Teach at Hogwarts
Author: elfwreck
Characters and Pairings: Snape/hypothetical Harry
Rating: PG-13? As in, thirteen-year-old boys would snicker at this?
Challenge #281: Cauldrons & Snitches.
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Filk, to the tune of "I Used to Work in Chicago." Implied obscenities.

I Used to Teach at Hogwarts
Tune: I Used to Work in Chicago

I used to teach at Hogwarts,
I used to make potions galore
I used to teach at Hogwarts
But I don't teach there anymore.

A seeker was serving detention
I asked him his least favorite chore,
"Cauldrons," he said, and potted he got,
And I don't teach there anymore.

A seeker was serving detention
I offered supplies from my stores,
"Broom oil," he wanted, and oiled he got,
And I don't teach there anymore.

A seeker was serving detention
I asked what he wanted to score,
"The snitch," he said and snatched he got,
And I don't teach there anymore.