Title: Reunion, VII Challenge: Marauders Word Count: 100
Lupin blinked. “My toileting habits? What are you talking about?”
Severus curled his lip. “Your effluvia stripped the paint from the Gazebo of the Four Humors and your scat nearly killed half the imported aromatics. Lucius was - “
“My effluvia? What are you talking about? I used the loo before I changed!” Lupin looked genuinely annoyed for once. “It was Sirius who had an extra glass of butterbeer before we apparated!”
“Well. That certainly explains a few things.” Severus pulled out his girdle book and jotted down a few notes. “Who knew Grim piss was so toxic?”