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ellid (
ellid
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snape100
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2017
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09
-
15
07:52:00
Title: Deluxe Edition, IV
Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100
Dear Professor Snape:
You are truly missing out on one of the great pleasures of the bibliographic world.
Sincerely,
Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.
Annoying Book Shiller:
That is not a correct use of “bibliographic.”
S. Snape
Dear Professor Snape:
Well, pardon me for living.
Sincerely,
Maisie Doats
Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.
GO AWAY.
S. Snape
Dear Professor Snape:
Our apologies for Miss Doats' behavior. She has been reassigned to the Charms Department, which is a better match for her talents.
By way of apology, please accept a Professional Edition of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with our compliments....
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