|snakeling (snakeling) wrote in snakelingsrecs,|
@ 2007-08-19 22:12:00
Title: The Slytherin Kama-Sutra
Author: Angie Astravic angie_v12
Summary: Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier.
Characters: Snape and the whole lot of the Fourth Year students
Rating: very mild R
There are quite a lot of "Snape teaches sex ed" fics out there, and this one is the best of them. Snape is obviously quite uncomfortable about using crude terms, and so resorts to euphemisms. Of course the kids don't understand what he's talking about...
And it had been a very good question, really. What were those women in the picture doing? Harry turned back to the magazine and began reading. Soon he had a fairly good idea of what, although why was still something of a mystery ...
'I hope you didn't take anything you saw in that magazine too seriously,' said Hermione disapprovingly. 'The women in those things are all heroin addicts and desperate for money, otherwise they wouldn't be doing half that stuff.'
Harry nodded wisely. 'That explains the courgettes, then.'
Hermione went bright scarlet.