|snakeling (snakeling) wrote in snakelingsrecs,|
@ 2008-03-07 17:01:00
|Entry tags:||fandom:torchwood, gen:torchwood, rating:pg|
Trying to Communicate, by Sam Starbuck
Complete and utter crack, but the excellent kind. It will leave you in tears of laughter. You'll need to be familiar with the concept of LOLcats.
Spoilers for Dead Man Walking (2x07).
There were oily marks beneath the desk, and he bent to examine them; as he did, something landed lightly on his back.
An ordinary person would have shouted and straightened instantly, but Torchwood training and two years with a grabby boss had taught better. He simply froze.
“Owen,” he said, and Owen swung around, gun pointed in his direction. Ianto squeezed his eyes shut. “There’s something on my back.”
“Y HALO THAR,” something said, somewhere above him.
Ianto briefly wondered if he were hallucinating.