hey y'all. hoping to get back on the horse with doze. new year new face same donk. 300+lb bull, ex football semi pro turned pornstar through circumstance, butch queen, eager bottom, attention seeker extraordinaire, cupcakke stan, baritone moan, purveyor of the marquee html tag, mourner of </blink>, occasional goliath ranger, human shitpost. story is that he was filming in london after halloween and stayed for christmas with an affluent client. but he's here now, so give me lines, update our old ones, etc