| Pumpkins Are Not the Only Fruit--more--lots more--of Sexing the Pumpkin |
[Nov. 15th, 2008|09:13 am] |
Pumpkins Are Not the Only Fruit (SS/SB, porny, really really long)
dedicated to San Francisco, mi amor.
This is a sequel to Sexing the Pumpkin. You should read that first, or the sex might confuse you.
Summary: Sirius gets vomited out of the Veil, bums around a muggle motorbike shop for a while, then is clued in to the possibility that Snape is living in San Francisco, surfing, carefully constructing his Burning Man costume,* and fending off the remnants of the Death Eater movement.
Warnings: It’s long. It's AU (S & S live), but sorta epilogue compliant. Herein you will find good sex, bad sex, tranny!bits, masturbation, embarrassing prosthetic devices, strippers, drag queens, comatose children, Harry Potter, Harry Potter's (not comatose) children, alcohol, drugs, tandoori chicken, etc. There is mention of, but nothing terribly explicit, Snape/other people. Also, I wrote this in a happy time before Prop 8 passed.
( *Just kidding about Burning Man. Um. Maybe. You'll have to read and find out. ) |
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| much love for the snack attack |
[Jan. 31st, 2008|07:46 am] |
Dearest snackkers,
I've been thrilled by this community, and although I have been crazy busy and unable to do ANYTHING with my e-life except watch it sail past, I will post my most recent (and only!) snack effort for you lovelies--please note that it's not quite what you might expect. I tried to make it pretty explicit in the notes. Have a happy friending frenzy! Sometime when I can catch a breath I will come back here and get all friend-happy. My IJ certainly needs to expand its social circle--it's at the "stay home with cats and tea" level right now!
Sexing the Pumpkin: a love story (SS/SB, porny, long)
Stealth!Snape* is the love child of ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) femmenerd and myself. I really wanted Snape to get with a girl here. But he doesn't, he ends up with the next best thing, Sirius Black. I'm completely in love with stealth!Snape and would happily write him in like a million other scenarios, but this is the one that happened. Let's see…within you will find voyeurism, various explicit sexual encounters, character death that you already knew was coming & related angst, DH spoilers (sort of), drugs, alcohol, some very disgusting though only occasionally explicit moments involving bodily fluids of all varieties…and more! I guess this is somewhere within OoTP, though I doubt I conform to anything remotely logical re timelines, etc. Sirius found his dating quiz on Cosmopolitan.com.
Disclaimer: Of course this didn't happen & I don't own them. Apologies all around…but…you know, I want to apologize to Jeannette Winterson waaaay more than I want to apologize to JKR & friends.
*If you don't know what stealth!Snape means, I'll tell you what it means! Living stealth means that you're passing as a one gender when you were born biologically something else. In this story, Snape passes as a man but he was born female. But you're not simply passing--you're completely off the radar--nobody knows you are transsexual, you attract no attention, you don't go about wearing Transexual Menace T-shirts, you don't flash your cunt at Gay Pride marches--you just live your life, stealthily.
( Sexing the Pumpkin (on LJ) )
Also, if you want a preview, femmenerd wrote it up on crack broom. |
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