Now every day can be Smutday!

The days are flying faster than you think!  Only five masturbation days left in the month.  Not that you need an excuse to masturbate - every month is Masturbation Month, here at smutday.  But it's nice having a built-in excuse to do what you want, isn't it?

"Yes, dear, I know it's our anniversary, but between work and masturbating every day, I just haven't had time to get you a present.  I know!  Let's masturbate together tonight.  Wouldn't that be romantic?"

"Sorry, mom, can't do my chores tonight, I'm behind on my masturbation!"

"Why no, Professor Jerk-off, I haven't finished my paper yet, I've been trying to keep up with my masturbation, and just haven't had time."

"Yes, boss, that is my hand under my skirt.  Did you forget it was Masturbation Month?  Instead of a coffee break, I'm taking a masturbation break.  You should try it - it really helps me focus on my work!"

Enjoy!