Now every day can be Smutday!

Title: "Delivery!"
Rating: G
Word Count: ~260
Pairing: Severus/??
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles, Dec 2: Christmas pudding.

( Delivery! )

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Has anyone else out there ever heard of these two scifi novels by Karl Hansen? A post on Elf's LJ reminded of them. Published waaay back in the 1980s, they were two novels of pretty much the sort of thing I like to write and read now: morally ambiguously, extremely dark and even more disturbing, full of decadence, violence, and perversion. Oh, yes, and furries. Actually, in certain of their elements they're too unpleasant even for me.

( Cut for length and NSFW unpleasantness )

At the end of Dream Games, Mark explains that in the future, he sees his armies will have Terra under seige, but that then the Terrans will develop a terrible new weapon, and he does not know what will happen after that. I eagerly awaited the sequel, wondering what would happen. And waited. And waited.

It was never published. To this day I sometimes wonder sadly what happened to Karl Hansen. It was this discussion in elfs LJ that brought this up in my mind over the past couple of days.

You'd think, at my advanced age, that I'd know that grouping doctor appointments all in one day is not always a good idea.

You'd think that, right?

No.

( Much whining beyond this point. )

Author: Bitterfig
Title: The Manor House
Fandom: Original
Summary: The Manor House was a huge mansion located out in the desert. Originally intended as a summer retreat for a very wealthy family it had long since fallen into disuse. After the occupation, the owner of the house offered it to resistance leaders to use as a sort of secret base…
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 3300
Rating: R
Warnings: Language. Implied and attempted rape. Children in sexual situation. Violence.
Author’s Note: The lyrics to “Miss Otis Regrets” are by Cole Porter.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator

( The Manor House )

OMG OMG OMG!! FEST SEASON HAS BEGUN!

MY EXCITEMENT CANNOT BE CONTAINED!



Kinky Kristmas started with GORGEOUS art and an AMAZING fic. Go here to see them both!

And snapelyholidays kicked off with a bang this morning, as well. A lovely smutty bang. Lots of banging, if you ask me. :D A Haunting Past is a scorching hot Remus/Lily/Severus potions accident made them do it fic. So awesome.

*waits impatiently for harry_holidays, happy_trekmas, and severus_lucius to start posting*

WHEEEEE! FEST SEASON!!!

 

Title: Owl Post
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~200
Pairing: Severus/??
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles, Dec 1: candles. Going to try to make this into a series. We'll see how it goes. ;)

( Owl Post )

 Yesterday we were told to come in on Tuesday to help sort through what is salvageable and what  is not. But later we were called and told not to come in because "they" (not sure who that is) want to tear up the carpet and do something with the roof.

So now I'm trying to decide what to do. Usually I love a day off, but this sudden forced time off has got me off balance. I could go do some Christmas shopping, I could go sit somewhere not in the house and read, I could do some house stuff that I haven't had time for, but now that I have this time I can't decide what to do.

This is to see if I've fixed multiple-journal posting in Semagic.

I rec'd this fic last year and I will again because it's my favorite holiday fic bar none. If you haven't read jadzialove's Humbug I must insist that you do sometime between now and the New Year. It's an absolutely perfect take on A Christmas Carol. I'll refund the purchase price if you don't enjoy it. :P

As everyone's mentioned the fests are starting. I have three anon fics out there in the universe-snarry_holidays, daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, mini_fest over on LJ. I will write a drabble for anyone that guesses any of the three fics which are mine (and I think at least two are so obvious anyone that regularly reads my fic could figure them out). I will put up a true screened guessing post later on but keep this in mind if you are interested in a drabble (likely written in late January).

ETA: Oooh!, I meant to mention that shadowess completed the table of WTP warnings. You can find them here. Over 23K worth of Snarry in all!

Here are the drabbles/ficlets I wrote in November. I wrote quite a bit more this month but those entries will have to wait until after the fest reveals in January. ;)

Bedfellows Severus/Harry, PG, 200 words
Send a Message Severus/Harry, PG, 100 words
Tiger by the Tail Severus/Harry, NC-17, 400 words
Man Enough For You Severus/Harry, R, ~400 words
Second Chance Severus/Harry, PG, ~1275 words
No Pressure Severus/Harry/Draco, NC-17, 400 words
Recompense Severus/Harry, PG-13, 100 words
In Vitro Harry, Kingsley, Severus, PG, 600 words
Second Chance Severus/Ginny, R, 100 words
Good Thing Going Severus/Harry/Draco, PG, 100 words

ETA: Gotta love the same title used twice about a week or so apart. So creative. :P

adventdrabbles first prompt is up!!! For those that haven't played before you can write one drabble a day or pick and choose the prompts you like. You don't even have to use the prompts. It's not just for HP either. Your fics can be true drabbles of 100 words or mini-ficlets. Oh, and I always forget drawbles. I might try to do one or two this year-that's always embarrassing. :P I had a blast last year-I wrote every day plus I did a 14 day series to finish it off. Not sure whether I'll manage that again but I do want to at least write every day.

Fests--santas_lap is already up and running. daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, snarry_holidays and mini_fest (this one over on LJ) all begin posting tomorrow. No doubt other fests do too but these are the ones I am participating in! *dances* I will mention mini_fest again because the only requirement was 500 words so there should be some little gems in there; bit sized morsels for when you only have a little time. I'll be trying to rec from all of these and others. Sleep? Who needs it?

Everybody ready for some awesome holiday cheer? :D

 My library, where I work and complain about some coworkers, caught fire this morning.

Apparently a transformer blew (we've had problems in the past with that causing power outages) and somehow that triggered something in our workroom/boiler room. That area is destroyed, we're not sure how bad the rest of it is, the water damage and smoke. We get to go in tomorrow to start figuring it out. Luckily it happened about 7:30 am so only the person there was the custodian and he's ok. Not sure what happens next. 

I just submitted the last of my official fest fics for the holiday season. One day early, whoot! I still have a few pinch hits due throughout December, but it feels good to have the "official" stuff out of the way. And one of the pinch hits is at about 75% complete, so yay!

Today is going to be jam-packed with RL-ness, though, so hopefully I can carve out time tonight to finish THAT fic and then get started on the next one.

I can't believe everything starts posting tomorrow! It seems like I've been waiting forever (and/or praying for deadlines to not approach so quickly). Okay, so if you want to catch my fics, they will be posted throughout December on the following communities/asylums:

• harry_holidays
• daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas
• snapelyholidays
• snarry_swap
• severus_lucius's Romance Fest
• happy_trekmas

And... I think that's it? There'll also be a couple of my fics in the Severus Shorts Birthday Celebration.

Anyway YAY! Holiday fest season, whooooooooot!! What will y'all be following?

Title: Good Thing Going
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
harry100 Challenge Prompt 59: Quidditch, draco100's Prompt 68: Giving Thanks, and snarry100 Challenge 190: Flourish and Blotts.
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: A hat-trick of prompts! :)


( Good Thing Going )

I've mixed up batter for one batch of cookies and completely finished 2 others.

The batter I mixed up for baking tomorrow (it has to chill and set first) are the Sugarcrafter's chocolate crinkles. B/c what could be bad about chocolate cookies rolled in powdered sugar? XD

Next is the Snickerdoodles recipe that my mom's been making for years (though this recipe leaves out the measurements - you can get the recipe by inputting an e-mail - so I'll put those in later under the cut). It's from an old Pilsbury cookbook that bills itself as 'The New Pillsbury Family Cookbook'. And if you'd like to know how old it really is - it has a 'new' section on microwave cooking! *g*

And Alton Brown's Toasty Coconut Macaroons - one of my faves!

Tomorrow I'll bake the chocolate crinkles and maybe whip up the batter for sugar cookies. I'll probably wait until Tuesday to mix up the batter for the Spritz cookies so that I can bake those on Wed when I'll have plenty of time before I have to take my dog to the vet.

( Snickerdoodles Recipe )

In other news - goddamned opossum! The fucker was in the trashcan and skittered out of it when I took my dog out just now and scared the fucking hell out of me. Damned thing.

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( WriSoMiFu Day 30 - How do you decide on your favorite fics? )

I'm starting on my cookie baking for Christmas. I'm not sure when I'll get to the cut-out cookies - or if I'll even do those this year. I probably will, b/c the neice and nephew like to slap frosting and sprinkles on cookies. =)

I'll pull the complete list together once I'm done with everything. =)

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Title Second Chance
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Severus/Ginny
Rating: Soft R
Warnings: (Impending) rape, set during DH-Ginny is 16
snape100 Prompt 310: The Unwritten Pairing
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: I'm sort of surprised I never wrote this pairing before, especially like this.

( Second Chance )