May. 27th, 2014


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Masturbation Month - Day Twenty-Six


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The days are flying faster than you think!  Only five masturbation days left in the month.  Not that you need an excuse to masturbate - every month is Masturbation Month, here at [info]smutday.  But it's nice having a built-in excuse to do what you want, isn't it?

"Yes, dear, I know it's our anniversary, but between work and masturbating every day, I just haven't had time to get you a present.  I know!  Let's masturbate together tonight.  Wouldn't that be romantic?"

"Sorry, mom, can't do my chores tonight, I'm behind on my masturbation!"

"Why no, Professor Jerk-off, I haven't finished my paper yet, I've been trying to keep up with my masturbation, and just haven't had time."

"Yes, boss, that is my hand under my skirt.  Did you forget it was Masturbation Month?  Instead of a coffee break, I'm taking a masturbation break.  You should try it - it really helps me focus on my work!"

Enjoy!









Alert: NC17 Rated for Nudity and Sexual Content





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Apr. 4th, 2010


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Memberships Pending


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I have several memberships pending at the moment, guys, and I can't approve them, because they don't have either their date of birth, or a statement of age on their profile page. Unfortunately, they also lack any way for me to get in contact with them to remind them that I need that before I can approve them.

If you are waiting for approval to become a member please check out the following info to see what needs to be done before I can approve you. Likewise, if you know someone who's waiting, please ask them to read this post!


I'll be glad to approve you, but first, I need one of the following from you:

1. Your date of birth posted on your profile (Diagnosis) page (the year is all I need.)

2. A statement posted on your profile page that you are over 18 years of age.

3. An email stating one of the above, sent to me at dustandroses@insanejournal.com (Some people don't feel comfortable putting their sensitive info on their profile page, so I offer this option as an alternative.)

If you think your date of birth is already listed on your profile page, please make sure you have not checked the option to only show that info to people already on your friend's list. (Happens all the time. *g*)

You have one month from the date you requested the membership to get this info to me - after that, Insane Journal removes you from my Memberships Pending list. If that happens, you'll need to reapply for membership before I can approve you.

Sorry for the difficulties, but we need to abide by Insane Journal's terms in order to keep our Community. Thanks for understanding. Hope to see you around Smutday soon!

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Oct. 24th, 2009


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Angels and demons


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just a few images )

Nov. 21st, 2008


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Nothing says "happy Friday" like girl vampire lovin'! :)


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A NSFW excerpt from my f/f vampire/paranormal erotic romance novella Blood and Mint Chocolates!

Click for the excerpt! )

For more information on this book, go here: http://www.freyasbower.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=17&products_id=142

For reviews, go here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/reviews.html

Nov. 11th, 2008


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Have a taste of Blood and Mint Chocolates TODAY!


[info]adriannebrennan
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Freya’s Bower has released my novella within the Dark Moon series, Blood and Mint Chocolates!


You can learn more about this book and/or purchase it here.


You can also read reviews of this novella here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/reviews.html


Blurb and cover below cut: )

Oct. 6th, 2008


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Blood and Mint Chocolates is now contracted with Freya's Bower!


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I am pleased to announce that Blood and Mint Chocolates, a standalone short story within the Dark Moon series, has just been offered a contract with Freya’s Bower.

The story is set after Blood of the Dark Moon and just before its upcoming sequel, Shadows of the Dark Moon.

Here’s a quick blurb:a

    Merideth, a vampire and librarian, spends most of her nights researching and book collecting for Clan Gladius within the Order of the Dragon and the Rose. Much to her surprise, the head of Clan Gladius unexpectedly presents her with a luxurious gift: a trip to stay at Hotel Paradisio at Crystal Island!

    The heat is on at the island resort under moonlit skies and palm trees. The tropical heat quickly transforms into a scorching hot time that will be seared into her memory forever when she runs into her long time crush, Kalia. Merideth is presented with a gift from a goddess which allows her to experience in reality what she only could before in dreams. But can their passion survive the intrigue and potential dangers that await them, or will it only last as long as her vacation?



A hot lesbian romance and occult intrigue sets the stage for the next book. The world of the Order of the Dragon and the Rose is about to change, and this story is a small sliver of what’s to come.

For more information, go here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/bamc.html

And now... a hot excerpt from the story:

NSFW )

Jul. 11th, 2008

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art by milo manara

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i fell in love with this picture i found here on the site:



so i googled the artist and found some more. and then i made some bases. ;)
Read more... )

May. 7th, 2008


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The Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge is in full swing


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If you haven't been over to mmom on lj, you're missing some great masturbation smut. These are my contributions (previously written and brand new) for the first week, sorted according to fandom.

Eureka: Morning Glory - SARAH is a full service house and proud of it. 510 words.

Riptide: Outside, Looking In - Murray overhears things and he's learned to enjoy it. 1702 words.

Terminator: A Boy and His Terminator - If it was called love in humans and something else in terminators, in the end it came down to the same thing. 1045 words.

The Sentinel: Especially Sandburg - In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. 500 words.

The Sentinel: Right as Rain - The rain feels good on his skin. 302 words.

The Sentinel: Perfect Orgasm - Blair fantasizes about his sentinel. 330 words.

The Sentinel: Spring Fling - We're in the middle of a gun battle, Simon doesn't know where we are, and at some point Jim's going to run out of bullets. But our real problem is that Jim's got a boner. 2044 words.

Apr. 17th, 2008

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A call to arms (legs, and other body parts).

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An international agency wants to put you on the sex offender list. )

Feb. 11th, 2008


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I can has more vampire smut?


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It's from Blood of the Dark Moon is published by Aphrodite's Apples, and is the first in the Dark Moon series.

You can read more about it here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/botdm.html

Also, if you're interested in reading what other reviewers and readers have been saying about my book, go here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/reviews.html

My latest project in the Dark Moon series is a work in progress that does not yet have a home and it involves lesbian vampire smut. Someday I hope to share some of it with you all, but in the meantime, I have some free reads of already published smut.

(life is hard, sooo hard, lol)

And now...onto the smut!!

NC-17 for vampire sex, mild BDSM, and whee, smut... )

Feb. 1st, 2008


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I has vampire sex in the shower smut!


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It won last Friday's competition at the Dark Diva Reviews for hottest excerpt posted. I hope that you enjoy!

It's from Blood of the Dark Moon is published by Aphrodite's Apples, and is the first in the Dark Moon series.

You can read more about it or purchase it here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/botdm.html

Also, if you're interested in reading what other reviewers and readers have been saying about my book, go here: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/reviews.html Apparently people are screaming for a sequel--good thing I had one already planned!

And now...onto the smut!!

Yes Virginia, vampires do it best when wet... )

Jan. 27th, 2008

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[info]vincent_z
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÷ something for everybody ÷

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I present a humongous "laundry list" of URLs to free erotic content. This would be a nightmare to post on Live Journal, because I would have to check the content on all of them at some point in the future to ensure it had not become something unapproved.
I clicked on a few of the links of each domain, and they all were what they claimed to be. This entry is safe for work, but the content to which I link is not.

An orgasm makes Monday more palatable )

Jan. 26th, 2008

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Full Moon Tonight

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Full Moon Tonight by English Dane
Harry Potter Verse
Snape/Black/Lupin
Follows Dog Days
Mature
Bestiality

Full Moon tonight

Jan. 25th, 2008


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[No Subject]


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Happy Friday to you all!

For more information about my book and/or to purchase, please go to http://www.adriannebrennan.com/botdm.html

Kinky vampire smut - excerpt from Blood of the Dark Moon )

Jan. 24th, 2008


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Book signing and blurb for Blood of the Dark Moon - vampire erotica/dark fantasy novel


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Come meet me in Salem for my book signing! Here are the details:

Jan 25, 2008 8pm
175 Essex St, Salem MA
(between Samantha's and Goddess Treasure Chest)

The first fifty people who show can buy an autographed copy of my ebook, Blood of the Dark Moon, on CD. CDs are $7.99 each and either cash or check made out to Adrianne Brennan is accepted. There will also be other goodies, including prizes, freebies, and other things for sale.

There will be drinks and refreshments--feel free to bring some of your own as well! It'll be a nice wine 'n' cheese with snack event.

A quick blurb of the book:

    Amanda, graduate student and devoted follower of Apollo, is intrigued when she meets Jesse, a handsome young scholar who shares her love of both the classics and the occult. He quickly sparks her interest--and ignites a dark flame of passion between them. Together, they embark on a shadowy path that leads Amanda straight into Jesse's scintillating underworld of vampires, magick, and secret societies.

    Little does Amanda know she is about to fulfill a legacy that began over thirty years ago and ended in tragedy. Can she learn the truth about who she really is in time to help those whom she has grown to care about, and truly find happiness in her new life with Jesse?

    Blood of the Dark Moon combines the classic eroticism of vampires with a touch of modern sensual romance and occult intrigue.

If you enjoy romance and erotica written about vampires and magicians, secret societies, paganism, mythology, magickal orders, and features quotes from Liber AL (The Book of the Law) as well as references to the Golden Dawn.

For more information on this book including excerpts and how to purchase, visit this url: http://www.adriannebrennan.com/botdm.html

I highly recommend visiting the erotic excerpt on the site. ;) If you want me to post it here under a cut, I will.

Jan. 1st, 2008


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[info]carodee
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Speaking of Orgasms...


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The Sentinel fandom has a charity auction every year and last year I hosted a challenge on LJ to write drabble-sized and up sentinel orgasms, which were then collected together and offered to anyone making a five dollar donation to Moonridge Animal Park.

Intro to the anthology:

What does The Sentinel have that no other fandom has? Those wonderful, amazing, stupendous heightened senses and that means Jim Ellison has Super Sentinel-Sized Orgasms the like of which mere mortal woman cannot ever hope to experience, but can definitely *sweat-drop* imagine... over and over and over again.

Twelve writers and two artists took on the challenge and this is the result. We hope you enjoy reading this as much as we did creating it.


Donate an Orgasm for Moonridge 2007 Anthology

Don't forget to click on the art links. They're both gorgeous but the one by T.W. Lewis has a nifty orgasm in it.

ETA: Most of the orgasms are slash in nature, although one is het.

Nov. 18th, 2007


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Fic: The Park After Dark, The Sentinel, Jim/Blair


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I've been really enjoying this month and it occurred to me that I have a slash story that fits the monthly theme so I thought I'd post it. The fandom is The Sentinel. If you don't know the show, the things you need to know are: Jim Ellison is a cop and a sentinel, which means he has heightened senses far above the norm (great for porn as well as fighting crime! *g*). His roommate, Blair Sandburg, is a grad student who's studying sentinels. Together, they catch crooks and touch each other a lot.

If you'd like visuals before reading, here are a couple of youtube vids (slashy but worksafe). Tainted Love by Jane Davitt is an angsty cheating vid that fits well with this story. Easy to Love by Zelempa is a humorous vid highlighting their affection and domesticity.

Title: The Park After Dark
Author: Caro Dee
Fandom: The Sentinel
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Jim Ellison/omc, Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes a man just wants a little variety.

Read more... )

Oct. 25th, 2007


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Edge play art


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Here's an art rec for you. It's knife play in the Harry Potter fandom. But honestly, check out the art simply because it's great. The art is Severus Snape/Harry Potter. It was originally created for a fest. The art is Haze by [info]froggie rated R - Warnings: BDSM, Dub-con, Blood/Knife-play.

Oct. 4th, 2007


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Channish Fics


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I didn't have time to write any chan for today but I thought I'd point you to other fics of mine that fit the underaged bill. All of these links take you to my IJ. All fics are Harry Potter fandom.

Title: Pink Perfection
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author: [info]f13tch3r
Rating: PG
Word Count: 145
Warnings: Clichéd writing, implied chan, cross-dressing

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Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: [info]f13tch3r
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Word Count: 8,815
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Warning(s): incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads, underage sex.

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Title: Of Jesters And Concupiscence
Author: [info]f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): FW/GW/SS
Word Count: 2,137
Warnings: Fred and George are not yet of age. Masturbation. Incest.
Summary: Prompt #43 - Severus Snape has no time for jokers in his classroom. Fred and George can appreciate that, and decide to gift him with their time and attention outside of class.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having a little fun with ‘em.

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A short fic to accompany some naughty art. Fic by me, art by [info]mneomosyne on Livejournal. She has other chan art but I do not feel I can share those with you because she has mostly left fandom for the time being. But since this art and fic were made to go together… It was a Valentine's Day collaboration. Enjoy.
Title: HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage
Fic rating: PG-13/R?
Art rating: NC-17
Warning: Channish. Certainly, the art is channish, though [info]mneomosyne promises me Harry is sixteen.
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!! I make no money whatsoever off my silly little stories about other people's creations.

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Also, I want to point out a couple of comms to you. First is [info]shotacon for all your shota needs.

The other is a fest that is currently going on that you might want to keep your eye on in the coming months. It's [info]santas_lap. This fest is a Harry Potter slash chan fest. So if you're looking for new chan fics and art that will be the place to watch in November when posting starts!

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fic: A Normal Life (HP, Severus Snape/Blaise Zabini, NC-17)


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In celebration of Insane Thursday, I bring you something I believe fits the bill. It's not a new story, but I'm thinking nobody here has seen it before. One note - this is not the same Blaise as my Blaise in Space. Very different universe here.

Title: A Normal Life
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Blaise
Warnings: Chan. Coercion/dubious consent.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe belongs to JK Rowling and a whole slew of media giants. Not me.

Notes: for lasultrix's HP Flashficathon, specifically saeva's request of "Severus Snape/Blaise Zabini (with underage, socially inept stutterer Blaise)". Um. Yeah. The other pairing/situation I had as an option? No Way. Just about everyone on my AIM buddy list deserves a thank you for support and hand-holding. Oddly enough, nobody wanted to be named. Hm. A special thank you to [info]lauramcewan for the eleventh hour beta!

behind the cut, please. thank you... )