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It is a little-known fact that Draco Malfoy was a most superior gourmet chef.  In truth, cooking gave him great pleasure; he was never happier than when hearing moans and exclamations of sincere delight from those fortunate few he invited for dinner.

He would perform all the cooking preparations himself, although he did allow the house-elves' assistance in acquiring exotic ingredients.  They had always performed reliably, so it was with some surprise that he found his preparations for his much-admired Breast of Squab with Morel Mushrooms disrupted by the unheralded arrival of a crowd of people into his kitchen.

“I said ‘squabs’, you idiots, not ‘squibs’.”