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Soccer is the slashiest sport ever! I've found the evidence!
Due to a meme started by das_dingsi I'm cross-posting one of my older slashy entries from my LJ.

So this post is about football. To be more exact, it's a pic-spam about football, but not your average pic-spam, it's rather a special one. Why, you ask? Well, because it's going to prove that, yes, football is a slashy sport! If not the slashiest ever. You may judge for yourself then!

It's going to be slashy from now on! And by slashy I mean really absolutely very slashy! So consider yourself warned. (Oh and it's not going to be dial-up friendly either, but it's definitely worth the effort!)

The first thing that immediately comes to mind when thinking about slash is kissing, right? Well, here you go:



So what would be next? Groping? Touching? Grabbing? - I think we get that covered as well:




What now? C'mon, help me out here? What? Ah yes, of course! The submission:



Yeah, here's someone more than ready!

But it's not always that easy getting a guy to submit! Some are really kinda balky, so that you must make an effort to get into their pants. Well, no-one said football is an easy sport:

Tactic 1: Sneaking up from behind when the other isn't looking:



Yeah, like that!




Gottcha!



Yeah, eager like that!




Hold on man!


But often, it's impossible to grab your partner with your hands! After all, it's not even allowed. So you must get ingenious:

Tactic 2: Using your feet to bare what's hidden by the annoying pants:




Yes, it takes a lot of hard training to master this move!




A real master can not only take off the pants but also get his "victim" in the "right" position!


But then, there are always people who use techniques that aren't classifiable:

Miscellaneous Tactics:




Look at Freestyle!Bob for instance! Mounting is just as successful as everything else.


Well now, that we had kissing, groping, grabbing and submitting, we can go on to the more intimate things like, well yes, blow jobs (Please notice the different techniques!):









Well Ronaldo must give incredible head, Rooney really enjoys himself.


But some guys like it a little bit more kinkier! Rimming, for example, is very common. Here are some examples:







Acrobatic!rimming? That's kinky! :) Everything is possible when it comes to football!


Okay, enough foreplay, let's see how footballers do it:




First, finding the ideal position! Seems as though David here needs some more instructions. Or maybe he's waiting for the photographer to take some more pics of him. Who knows.




Ah well, face to face, a classic!


And doggy-style:







Ah yes, what a pleasure!




Cherundolo has fun!


Of course, there are some other positions as well:



69 for example or...




...er, well some kind of acrobatic legging? Maybe they wanted to do it the real doggy way?


You see the slashiness is very obvious! These pics clearly prove it. Don't tell me you don't see it!

And last but not least I found some other interesting pics:




Razor, wax, scissors, knife anything at hand???




Owww... what a rough invasion!


Thanks for reading and, ah, looking! :)

ETA:Btw, I was informed by someone who commented on the post over at my LJ that some of these pics are not from a football match but rather from a Rugby one. Oh well, I didn't know. Still, most of the pics are from football matches. The theory still stands. :)

Sources:

+ iftk
+ sports dignity