Drabble/Drawbles from SlashRetreat
Drabble/Drawbles from SlashRetreat Title: The Old Fangirls Retirement Home: March author: venturous pairing: ss/hp rating:g warnings: none notes: for alisanne 's prompt: march
Remus decided the ladies read too much fanfic. "Harry, get the walkers and canes.
"Mildred, don't you look cozy?" Remus buttoned her red sweater.
She squirmed, muttering: "I'm Hufflepuff." Harry shooed them out the door, cats and all. Severus watched with a scowl. "Just what do you intend to accomplish, Lupin? Additional cases of lumbago for me to treat?" With practised calm, Remus ignored him. The white poodle bounded past Snape, racing after Lupin and the ladies as they marched down the walk.
"Potter, I need you to help me stir my cauldron." Harry smirked and headed to the lab.
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Title: The Old Fangirls Retirement Home: Lingerie Beans author: r_grayjoy pairing: ss/hp rating:pg warnings: none notes: for torino10154 's prompt: lingerie beans (we ate em for dinner last night)
Harry swore he didn't realize that lingerie beans would have such an effect on Muggles. Certainly, they were a primary ingredient in many lust potions, but how would Harry know that? After all, Harry was hopeless at potions - Severus himself had repeatedly told him so.
Severus could believe that Harry had made an honest, if appalling, mistake. Nevertheless, as he watched the league of libidinous aging women gyrating and gesticulating wildly in far too little clothing, he began to doubt Harry's innocence.
He found it rather suspicious that the all of the ladies' lingerie was in lurid Gryffindor colors.
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Title: Enjoy the Snow Author: EntreNous ( entrenous88) Rating: PG Prompt: not exact, but it asked for something like "scarves, cold noses, snow, warm hands"
Draco swore as another snowball smacked him. Trust Potter to encourage the ladies to "enjoy the snow" by charming their canes to fling it at Draco.
"Here," Charlie laughed, draping him with a thick scarf.
"But I'm still freezing," Draco complained, touching his cold nose with his fingertips.
"Well, we'll have to take care of that." Charlie stepped closer, wrapping Draco in his coat. When he slipped warm hands inside Draco's thin jacket and stroked, Draco shivered.
"How sweet!" one of the ladies cackled.
"Just darling," another shrieked.
Draco hid his scowl against Charlie's chest as snowballs rained around them.