|Willow (joels_fairywngz) wrote in slashoholics,|
@ 2003-12-14 20:08:00
FIRST FIC!!! Please enjoy...
RATING: NC-17 For theme and language
DISCLAIMER: This is NOT real. I own NONE of the people mentioned.
PAIRING: Benji/Joel. A little of Billy thrown in. You'll see...
SUMMARY: This is A SPOOF.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned." Joel sat in the confessional, ready to proclaim his sins, when the curtain came flying back and Benji's lips crashed into his.
"Oh God baby. What took you so long?" Joel mumbled as Benji's lips caressed his face, now straddling him on the small bench.
Benji sat back for a moment.
"I'm sorry. It started to storm. And you know how I have a thunder phobia. I was afraid to walk here. But I had to walk, because Chris was the only one I could find home and he refused to bring me. Every time I heard the rumble, I ran and hid. But finally found my way here. I'm so sorry it took me so long baby." Benji said as his face went forward again to suck Joel's.
"That's okay baby. It wasn't your fault."
"No baby, it was. It's all because of that damn thunder phobia. I'm such a loser for being afraid of thunder... Baby."
"No baby, you're not. You're not a loser. But who cares about that now. It's all about us now. Oh God. You're so naughty. I can't believe you're about to fuck me in a confessional. And with the priest listening." Joel groaned as his head went back for Benji's lips to travel across his neck.
"No I'm not. The priest left. I saw him sneaking out the back door as I was trying to sneak in." Benji mumbled against Joel's neck.
"WHAT? You mean, I was about to confess my sins to empty space?" Joel got upset and asked.
"Yes. But that's okay baby. Now you'll have more to confess. Why have to make two trips?"
"UHHH... That's true." Joel moaned as he replied. "Ohhh, this is so wrong. You know we shouldn't be fucking. We're twins."
"I know. Twincest is, so, bad." Benji agreed as his hand went down the front of Joel's pants that he had just unzipped. Joel started to moan louder. Benji started to make soft low grunting noises as his hand started fumbling around with Joel's dick.
Benji pulled his shirt off, then viciously pulled Joel's shirt off. They were both continuing to moan as they stripped each other of their clothes. Benji then stood up and pulled Joel off the bench to throw him on the floor. He then got down and brought Joel's legs over his shoulders.
"Oh! OH! OH GOD!" Joel started to shout as Benji pushed into him, dry.
Just then, Billy walked into the church.
"Hey guys. What are you doin'?" he asked.
Benji looked up. "We're fucking on a church floor while half inside a confessional. What the fuck does it look like we're doin'?" he asked. Billy just shrugged.
"Hmm. Well, can I join you?" Billy then asked.
"Sure." Benji told him as he pushed deeper inside Joel.
Billy took all his clothes off then sat on the floor on his knees beside the twins.
The twins finally came at the same time, shouting out each others names. Joel then finally opened his eyes.
"Oh good. Billy is here."
"Yeah. He's going to join us." Benji told him, like he didn't already know. Benji then got on his hands and knees, facing Billy. Without having to stop and think about it, his mouth went over Billy's dick and he started to suck him.
"Oh God. Oh yes. Oh that's what lil' Billy likes!" Billy's eyes closed and he immediately started to moan.
Joel crawled over to behind Benji. Grabbing Benji's hips and aligning his dick up with Benji's ass, he then shoved his dick up Benji's ass.
Benji yelped but kept his rhythm going on Billy's cock.
"Sorry baby." Joel's face dropped to Benji's neck for a moment. "I forgot to ask if you were ready" he told him and kissed the back of his neck a couple times before straightening again and begun thrusting into Benji.
"That's okay." Benji mumbled with a mouthful of Billy's cock as Billy continued to groan.
"Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh YES!" Billy shouted as Benji started to deep throat him.
Joel reached around and grabbed Benji's dick and started to jerk him off as he watched the facial movements of Billy's orgasm. He started to stroke Benji in time with his thrusts into him the more he was turned on from Billy's expressions.
Billy came and filled Benji's mouth with his warm thick cum as Benji started to violently cum himself. His mouth came off Billy as Billy fell back to lay on the floor. Benji then fell forward on his face as he climaxed, filling Joel's hand with his own warm thick cum.
Joel started pushing into him faster and harder. Both of his hands now grabbing Benji's hips. As his eyes rolled back into his head he also came, moaning a couple profanities.
He then pulled out of Benji and fell on top of him. They were both still breathing hard.
"I love you baby. I love you." Joel whispered and again kissed the back of Benji's neck. Benji then rolled over so he was now directly under Joel, facing him.
"I love you too. But, I think I love... Billy better!"
Joel's eyebrows arched and he quickly sat up on his knees as Benji moved to sit up on his knees.
"Love Billy better? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Joel asked with still arched eyebrows.
"That means I love HIM more." Benji told him and nodded toward Billy as Billy now sat there and watched.
"But, you can't love HIM more! 'Cause I DO!" Joel then replied.
Benji was now arching his brows back at Joel.
"What do you mean? You mean, you don't love ME?" Benji then asked.
"No. I'm sorry Benj. I just don't love you anymore." Joel told him.
"But, you're supposed to love ME more! I'm your identical twin! We become ONE again when we fuck. You can't do that with HIM." Benji then looked at Joel and said.
"I'm sorry Benj. But we just can't do this anymore. Besides, you're supposed to love ME more! And you just said you loved Billy more!"
"Well, if I can't have you, NO ONE WILL!" Benji screamed at Joel.
"Well if I can't have YOU, no one will either!" Joel screamed back.
Just then Benji put his hands around Joel's neck and started strangling Joel. Joel then put his hands around Benji's neck and started strangling him back. They struggled for a moment strangling each other. Billy sat there and watched as they killed each other.
Once Billy realized the twins were both dead, he stood up and walked over to the confessional. Paul the priest walked in and gasped at the site of the strangled twins on the floor, with their hands still around each others neck.
"Uhm, excuse me? I have a confession here." Billy looked out and said to the preist. Paul the priest gave him a shocked look, but scurried to his side anyway. After all, he still had a job to do.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned." Billy started with once he knew Paul the priest was there.
"How long has it been since your last confession?" Paul the priest asked him.
"Uhm, a few years, I don't know." Billy shook his head making a face at the question. "Anyway, I just watched twins kill each other and did nothing about it."
"Why didn't you do anything about it?" The priest asked.
"Because, I was, uh, preoccupied."
"Preoccupied? By what?"
"At, uhm, whacking off."
"... Because I was turned on. Am I going to burn in hell Father?"
"No. But one more question." Paul the priest asked.
"... What's your phone number?"