Alana TraffiK () wrote in slashoholics, @ 2003-12-19 00:36:00 |
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Current mood: | listless |
Current music: | "Chelsea"~Mest (change Chelsea to Benji.....hee hee) |
this isn`t *exactly* a fic but.....
Its a song that i wrote pariodied a long time ago and i think that is pretty funny.Mayeb that just me. I was bored at 3 am one night. Sing this to the tune of Avril`s Skater Boi song(I hate that song so i changed it)
Pairing: Joel/Billy
Rating: PG/PG-13 i dont know
Author: Alana
Disclaimer: Billy and Joel aren`t really gay......wait maybe they are and maybe the ARE,
Joel was a boy
Billy was too
Can I make it any more gay?
One was a thug
Yhe other was goth
What more can I say?
Joel wanted him
He`d never tell
Lil` Billy wanted him as well
But all their bandmates
Didn`t approve
Good Charlotte members were all homophobes
Joel was a ghetto boy
He wanted a gothic boy
Billy was prettier than he
He had a made-up face
And he had a boyfriend
But Joel wanted him for his own
5 days from now
Joel sits on the bus
Practicing pelvic thrusts all alone
He turns to see
His Lil Billy
Talking up his new cell phone
Billy calls his boyfriend
To tell him the news
And `bout his Level 27 shoes
He gets off the phone
Looks right at Joel
And kissed him like there's no tomorrow
Joel was a ghetto boy
He wanted a gothic boy
Billy was prettier than he
Lil Billy's the superstar
Strumming his pink guitar
Do you think he's prettier than me?
Joel was a ghetto boy
He wanted a gothic boy
Billy was prettier than he
Lil Billy's the superstar
strumming his pink guitar
Does Joel see how pretty Billy is??
Sorry Paul but you missed out
Well tought luck he`s with Joel now
They are more than just good friends
But that's not how the story ends
"Too bad Benji didn`t like me"
said Lil Billy wistfully
He is sexier than his twin
but they`re the same on the inside
I`m just a goth
And he`s jsut a thug
can I make it any more gay?
We are in love
Haven`t you heard
How we rock each others world?
I`m with the ghetto boy
I said goodbye punk boy
I`ll be onstage at GC`s show
I`ll be at the studio
playing the song we wrote
about a boy we used to know(2X)
**sorry if that made no sense or completely sucked like Avril**