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Andrew Kirke prefers walking, thank you. (groundedkirke) wrote in sixdegreesrpg,
@ 2009-05-05 18:50:00

Owl to: Bonnie Dunstan
Bonnie,

Could you do me a favour when you're in St. Mungo's and check that a girl who's about 5'5", blonde hair, very skinny and goes by Blythe Phillips hasn't gone missing from the loony ward?

Love,
Andy

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	glossyhair 2009-05-05 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Andy, That's an odd request, but I'll check first thing for you. Have you got a secret loony girlfriend? As your sister, I'm bound to hate her. Just so you know. Love, Bonnie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Owl groundedkirke 2009-05-05 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Bonnie, Everything about this situation is odd! This girl turned up in my flat last night and I haven't slept because I'm afraid she really is psychotic - but I don't want to feel guilty for kicking her out into the cold if she isn't. And she is definitely not my girlfriend. I have better taste than loonies, thank you! Love, Andy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Owl glossyhair 2009-05-05 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Andy Bloody Idiot Kirke, You let a STRANGER in your house and let her stay? If you're not sleeping for fear of your LIFE there is a problem, Andrew. I know you're nice, but this is a time where it's better to be safe than nice. I'd rather have my brother alive, thank you very much. Please, open the door and hit eject. Love, Bonnie (aka THE SANE ONE) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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groundedkirke
2009-05-05 04:04 am UTC (link)

Bonnie I Am Not A Bloody Idiot! Dunstan,

I didn't LET her in, she found her own bloody way in! And I haven't slept since I last woke up - I mean, I'm not entirely crazy, AND I have my wand on me. And my light on. And I can see her sleeping on the couch. And I have hidden any valueables, although I don't actually have many. I am fine, I can take care of myself. I have before, anyway.

And what if she actually needs some help? I can't just push her out the door unless I actually KNOW she's crazy!

Love,
Andy (aka THE NICE ONE)

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glossyhair
2009-05-05 04:08 am UTC (link)

Andy YES YOU ARE A BLOODY IDIOT Kirke,

So you're HARBOURING a fugitive who has committed breaking and entering upon your own RESIDENCE? Well, at least you have your wand on you. Maybe we can use it to identify you when you finally succumb to exhaustion and she KILLS YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

If she actually needs help, there are places she can turn to that don't involve breaking into my brother's home. Do you want me to come throw her out? I WILL. But I do not take kindly to you putting yourself in danger. Nice or not.

Love,
Bonnie (aka THE PRACTICAL ONE)

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groundedkirke
2009-05-05 04:47 am UTC (link)

Bonnie DON'T MAKE ME TELL MUM Dunstan,

I am letting a poor girl sleep on the couch. Not that I had much choice. She begged for a sandwich and a glass of milk, sat down and fell asleep. I even POKED her once with my wand and she didn't move. And then I tried the mirror test to check if she's breathing. She's definitely both asleep and alive -- and I am NOT ASLEEP AND VERY MUCH ALIVE!

I'm not saying breaking into my house was the best move, but now I've got her here and I may as well pick up the responsibility of making sure she gets some help. I don't do anything else particularly significant, anyway! And NO. I don't want you to throw her out.

Love,
Andy (aka THE ALSO PRACTICAL ONE)

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glossyhair
2009-05-05 08:03 pm UTC (link)

Andrew I'M TELLING MUM ON YOU Kirke,

You always have a choice. And you SHOULD have owled the proper authorities when she first revealed herself. I am telling mum and dad immediately. As the son of an Auror, you should KNOW better, Andrew Kirke.

Breaking in does not equal the assumption of responsibility! MUM IS BEING OWLED RIGHT NOW.

Love,
Bonnie (aka THE ONLY PRACTICAL ONE)

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