Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws by wonderluck
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 1900
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: A calculating Severus attends a Valentine's Day event for the unattached. Neville appears and nearly foils Severus' plans.
A/N: Based loosely on prompts 2 (Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition") and 3 (A personal ad in the Daily Prophet -- Wishful hope for finding a partner only to wind up on a date with...).
( Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws )