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atypicalsnowman ([info]atypicalsnowman) wrote in [info]severus_sighs,
@ 2010-06-08 22:35:00

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Entry tags:challenge, drabble, member: atypicalsnowman, pairing: severus/harry, rating: pg-13

Better Uses for Shampoo
Title: Better Uses for Shampoo
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100!
Warnings: A soapy bottom
Summary: Warnings and author's notes would probably do a better job than me.
A/N: Humor prompt: Severus and Harry have run out of lube. Oh noes!



"What do you mean we ran out?"

Severus upended the bottle, stuck his finger inside, and said, "I thought I'd made more." Deflated, he lay down with a huff.

"Wait...does this mean we can't have sex?"

"Not unless you'd like shampoo shoved into your arse."

Harry's silent horror would've been laughable if Severus' cock wasn't throbbing painfully.

"An all-night apothecary—"

"Do you know of one nearby?"

Harry sputtered, then became quiet, taking in Severus' swollen cock, then his own.

"Well...you know what they say," he said, leaving for the bathroom with a grin. "Cleanliness is next to godliness."

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[info]faeryqueen
2010-06-09 04:04 am UTC (link)
Trust Harry to find the positive in that situation!

Yay for near-porn!!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, if only I had another hundred words!

Thanks, sweetie!

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[info]countesszero
2010-06-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
doesn't that burn? but, ey, if harry can take it :D why should severus complain?

very sweet! and clean! :D

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
Harry's a trooper! Thanks, darling

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[info]lovetoseverus
2010-06-09 04:55 am UTC (link)
Hahaha. Well played, Harry. Well played. (Not like Severus is in a position to argue anyway.) ;-)

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I think it worked out for everyone in the end. *smirk*

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[info]calanor
2010-06-09 05:13 am UTC (link)
You wrote this at work???

damn it must have been.... slow??? or one of them crazy days???

and I like a man who's led around by his.... cock!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
I wrote this one and another while bumming around at work. Very slow day.

Thanks, hon!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:39 am UTC (link)
Brilliant idea, I thought. Go Harry! l *snickers*

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[info]lemondropseven
2010-06-09 07:16 am UTC (link)
Heh. Niiice. XD

LD7

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:39 am UTC (link)
Thaaanks. : )

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[info]majmunka
2010-06-09 07:43 am UTC (link)
Mwahaha, Harry would never give up :D

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:39 am UTC (link)
Hell, no! Not when it comes to anything, but most of all sex. : )

Thanks, darling!

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[info]serenetragedy
2010-06-09 08:36 am UTC (link)
haha excellent my dear ^.^

Harry always seems to find his way around (hence the Hat really should have put him in Slytherin).

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:40 am UTC (link)
I couldn't agree more. Slippery little sucker. : )

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[info]serenetragedy
2010-06-10 05:44 am UTC (link)
... I'm not even going to point out the innuendos *snickers*

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:56 am UTC (link)
Bwahahaha!

*fist bump*

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[info]fancypantsdylan
2010-06-09 08:43 am UTC (link)
ROFL, trust Harry not to care, brilliant darling :D

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:41 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he has quite the interest in it after all. *smirk* Thanks, darling!

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[info]torino10154
2010-06-09 11:54 am UTC (link)
LOL Poor boys, very nearly cock-blocked. A bit of impromptu lube never hurt anyone. :P Nice job!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:41 am UTC (link)
Appropriate icon is appropriate. *smirk*

Yeah, Harry can be squeaky clean for a while. That never hurt anyone.

Thanks, hon.

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[info]hambares
2010-06-09 11:56 am UTC (link)
It is at that! I hope the boys have fun!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:42 am UTC (link)
I want to see bubbles coming out of Harry's ass.

tee-hee

Thanks, hon.

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[info]alisanne
2010-06-09 03:14 pm UTC (link)
And then Severus invents the 'Lubricious Charm' on that spot, heh. :)

Cute!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 05:42 am UTC (link)
Hell yes. Necessity being the mother of invention and all.

*smirk* Thanks, hon.

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[info]sweetmelodykiss
2010-06-10 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Hehe, when there's a will, there's a way. Too cute!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Harry gets his man! Thanks, darling. *smooches*

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[info]purpledodah
2010-06-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)
ha ha. wonderful. Now I'm wondering what will happen when the bubbles arrive.

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh God. Now I'm imagining Harry blowing bubbles from his ass.

Is it safe to laugh? : P

Thanks, hon!

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[info]purpledodah
2010-06-10 10:34 pm UTC (link)
hmmmmm, well it's probably safe for you to laugh, unless you've been playing with Sev and the shampoo too? Poor Harry though, he'd best not get the giggles. Although, perhaps they might like popping bubbles.

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[info]winoniel
2010-06-17 09:16 pm UTC (link)
"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

And sluttiness means more fun for us!

well done!

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2010-06-17 10:36 pm UTC (link)
*blows milk out nose*

Okay, that made me laugh. Yes, they're both a bit slutty I think.

*clinks glass*

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