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Torina Archelda ([info]torina_archelda) wrote in [info]severus_sighs,
@ 2009-11-25 03:04:00

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Entry tags:drabble, member: torina_archelda, pairing: severus/harry, rating: g

Jealousy by Torina Archelda
Title: Jealousy
Author: [info]torina_archelda
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 216
Warnings: none
Summary: A little something for [info]lemondropseven, who has been frustrated by the inordinate amount of snucius that’s been floating around lately. *grin* Crack.
A/N: Thanks to [info]atypicalsnowman for the beta!

“Avada kedavra!” Severus incanted, and Lucius fell to the ground, dead.

Harry blinked. “Did you just kill him?”

“Yes,” Severus replied simply, pocketing his wand. “He had it coming.”

“But…he was on our side.”

“He’d have liked you to think that, yes.”

“No, he was! Remember last week when he tipped us off about the poison in your goblet?”

“He probably put it there in the first place.”

“And the week before that, when he told us Voldemort was going to set fire to that orphanage—”

“Pure strategy, to try and get into our good graces.”

“Or the week before that, when he caught his own son using the cruciatus on a muggleborn student and had him arrested—”

“He didn’t want the brat underfoot any more than we did.”

“So—what? You caught him doing something that would prove he’s not on our side?”

“In a manner of speaking.”

“Severus!”

“It’s his own fault, really. You would think it common sense to not inform a man that you have designs on his lover.”

Harry’s jaw dropped. “You would do well to tell the rest of the castle to stay away from you for the foreseeable future,” Severus replied, stepping over Lucius’ corpse and heading for the door. “Clearly I don’t do well with jealousy.”



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[info]lemondropseven
2009-11-25 09:13 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha, omg, thank you! That was awesome! I mean, I didn't want Lucius dead, but I can't say I'm sorry about it. Plus, he really should've known better than to mess with Severus' man.

*nods*

Thanks for that, love. Very funny and perfect.

LD7

PS: And, yes, I know I'm supposed to be asleep - but I saw my name and couldn't resist the lure of an anti-Lucius drabble. *grin*

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 09:17 am UTC (link)
Yay, glad you liked it! *grin* And ha, I know right? He broke the fundamental Slytherin rule. Why would you come out and tell your competition you're competing with them? *grin*

Anyway, so very glad you liked it. *hugs* And yes, get some rest! Sleep is good. : )

~Torina

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[info]sweetmelodykiss
2009-11-25 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Lol! That was brilliant!

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. : )

~Torina

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[info]atypicalsnowman
2009-11-25 09:31 am UTC (link)
Damn.

Remind me to never fuck with your Severus.

This was hilarious.

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 09:36 am UTC (link)
Haha. Yeah, as long as you don't have intentions toward Harry you're probably good. *grin*

Thanks!

~Torina

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[info]fancypantsdylan
2009-11-25 09:48 am UTC (link)
Mwuh ha ha ah HA HA! Brilliant I love it, jealous!Severus is always wonderful to read. The fact that he killed Lucius was a bonus.

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 09:57 am UTC (link)
Hehehe. Glad you liked it! And yes, I love either one of them being jealous or possessive! It's so much fun. *grin*

Haha. Glad you liked dead!Lucius. *grin* Working on a fic that should prevent WhiteCotton from killing me for killing him, though. *grin*

~Torina

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[info]aeryun
2009-11-25 01:30 pm UTC (link)
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Hehehe. *grin*

~Torina

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[info]whitecotton
2009-11-25 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Excellent! Loved it!

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! *grin* I was actually working on a legit snucius for you first, but this popped into my head (and was shorter) so I wrote it. xD Glad you enjoyed the crack, hehe.

~Torina

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[info]bk7brokemybrain
2009-11-25 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh no he didn't! LMAO!

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Haha. *grin* Glad to have made you laugh! Hehe.

~Torina

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[info]lovetoseverus
2009-11-25 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahaha. Priceless! Loved it.

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! *grin* Glad you like the crack. Hehe.

~Torina

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[info]countesszero
2009-11-25 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Harry blinked. “Did you just kill him?”

jealous!severus is great - but slow!harry is adorable too!

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! Yeah, slow!Harry is pretty funny, isn't he? *grin* And I adore jealous!Severus. ^^

Thanks for commenting!

~Torina

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[info]torino10154
2009-11-25 09:45 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! Don't mess with Severus! Great job.

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-11-25 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Darn right! *grin* Thanks! Glad you liked it. : )

~Torina

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[info]sra_danvers
2009-12-07 08:23 am UTC (link)
OMG! I adore Severus' jelousy, and this is the most amazing jelousy fic I read XD Poor Lucius... XD

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-12-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow, thanks! *grins broadly* High praise indeed! *smiles* Thanks so much! I'm very glad you liked it. And, haha. In this fic I actually do feel sorry for Lucius, yes. *grin*

Thanks so much for the awesome comment!

~Torina

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[info]brissygirl
2009-12-17 07:33 am UTC (link)
That was so funny! How long have Lucius and Severus known each other? You would think he'd know better than to mess with Sev's man.

I think Severus over-reacted just a bit =) But I can't say that the world isn't better without Lucius Malfoy.

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[info]torina_archelda
2009-12-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
Teeheehee. I agree with you on all points except Severus' overreacting- nothing Lucius does can be overreacted to!! *grinnnn* And yes, the world is much, much better off sans-Lucius. Hehehe.

THanks so much for commenting!! I'm so glad you liked it! <3

~Torina

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