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faeryqueen (faeryqueen) wrote in severus_sighs,
@ 2010-09-02 23:01:00

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ficlet, member: faeryqueen07, pairing: severus/harry, pairing: severus/other(s), rating: r

Why hello there, sexy...
Why hello there!!

So I have just been thoroughly chastised for not returning sooner to say hey. Which isn’t the same as ‘hay,’ so shut up about the horses.

I would love to say that I’m back for good, but for the time being, my soul has been lost to BBC Sherlock. *sobs* It’s not enough that I was blinded by the pretty that exists in BBC Merlin, then they had to put Sherlock out there. I’m drawing the line at Inception, though. Will. Not. Do. It.

But enough about that. Let’s talk about YOU!! How have you all been? I know Lucie broke her ankle. ): Don’t worry, Lucie-luv, we’ll all stand close enough so you can spank us without having to stress your leg!

Whitecotton: No clue if you’re around anymore, but I just wanted to say I heart your face and miss your voice, brief as it was when I heard it.

Snow: I follow you on Twitter and randomly IM, so I’m sure you know I love you too.

Torina: Threatening my House was a low blow, sister. And to think I was just revisiting my Snata notes... *shakes head sadly*

Everyone else: I love you all, too, but there are so many of you and so few hours left in which I can be not writing.

So I know I have been terribly remiss, and if it turns out I’ve been cast out of my House and must spend the rest of my life sitting in a pornless corner with a dunce cap on, then I will be the first to admit that I deserve it. True fact, my friends.

But if there is a small chance that I have remained in the good graces of even a few of you...then I come bearing gifts!

“For goodness sake, Harry, what are you doing?”

Harry froze, fingers poised over the keys of the laptop he had borrowed from the Ministry of Magic, a guilty flush slowly enveloping his face.

“I—um...” He cast around helplessly for any means of distracting Severus, then let out a weary sigh as a shadow fell over his desk.

“Interesting, Harry. Tell me, do you write these things because you wish me to do them to you? Because I would be more than willing, in the name of research.”

“No! I mean yes!! I mean—” Harry bit his tongue, unsure of what to say or do now that his secret had been revealed.

“But really, Harry? ‘Softie_for_Draco?’ It is no wonder he canceled on the last four dinner invitations.” Severus shook his head reprovingly as he moved toward their bed, shedding his clothes as he went. By the time he was sitting down, he was clad in only pair of silk boxers, a gift from Harry for Severus’ last birthday.

Harry’s gaze drifted back to his latest fic, fingers itching to continue, but the sight of a nearly naked Severus on the bed proved to be the greater temptation, and with a half-hearted sigh, Harry saved the story and closed the laptop.

He was far less graceful as he clamored out of his clothes, but what he lacked in elegance, he more than made up for in enthusiasm. He put it good use then, tugging Severus’ boxers out of the way so he could swallow him down. Harry hummed, tongue pressing hard against the thick vein, then slid off with a wet pop. Moving carefully, he situated himself over Severus’ cock and...

That’s all she wrote, folks.

“I should like very much to try this the other way,” Data said as Severus gave a particularly hard thrust.

“Mm.” Severus reached around, palming Data’s cock, marveling at how real it felt. What technology had not been able to supply, Severus had, and he was surprised at how well his spells had worked. “I need you tell me what it feels like. Describe it in detail, if you would. The prostate was the hardest aspect of your body to create. I may need to make adjustments.”

“It is quite pleasurable. I had given up hope, after the destruction of the emotion chip* and Lal’s* death. I really—”

“If you could please keep your observations confined to the experiment at hand, I would greatly appreciate it.” To emphasize his point, Severus tugged hard on Data’s cock, succeeding in distracting him from further conversation. “Now, tell me what you feel.”

And that’s all I’ve got. The *s denote information gleened from Wikipedia as I have never watched Star Trek in my life. Sorry!

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roozetter
2010-09-03 06:18 am UTC (link)

Bwahahaha! Soooo worth staying up waiting for! And no worries about

dracosoftie... her tears weren't for the shattering of her childhood memories, they were of JOY for the, um, ~~emotionally traumatic~~ drabble you wrote! Uh huh...

You wrote a SNARRY! *ignores strictly enforced "no touchy" policy and hugs you* Is THAT why you were chatting with her in the other screen? I was all, "I could just ask her, but today we have texted, spoken on the phone, gchatted, digitally exchanged a Shel Silversteen story, played tic-tac-toe, discussed Hannah Montana, and yahoo messenged each other. Meh." Speaking of: SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH THIS REVIEW!

I LOVE IT!! The Data one is cracktastic - Torina will ♥ it. Your Snarry made me laugh into my pillowcase again.

*cough* That was all.

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faeryqueen
2010-09-03 06:22 am UTC (link)

Aww. I love you too, ducks.

Yeah, today has been a ride, rocky and traumatic as it was.

As for when I was chatting in another window with Bru. You mean while we were all conferencing? No, I just sent her a video of Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing in French. It's almost enough to give me a bunny for Harry singing in French to daughter or son. But alas, no.

I'm glad you liked these. And did I mention I loved your BBtP fic? I did. Truly.

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roozetter
2010-09-03 06:34 am UTC (link)

I know I'm going to regret saying this, but who is JGL? And today certainly has been a ride, I'll give you that.

Glad you liked it, babe! Is that why I get Snarry porn-ish-ness from you? ~~Or is it b/c I know you're a dirty liar who not only read Inception porn you LINKED ME TO IT!~~ I wrote Bru and was all, "Will you edit my bbtp? I'd ask Shan... but it's HP." Then I asked you anyway. *grin* And now I'm done comment spamming you.

*squishes you again b/c I can get away with it*

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	faeryqueen 2010-09-03 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	JGL (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) was the boy from Third Rock. He was also in 10 Things I Hate About You, the wooer of Kat's stuck-up, self-centered sister. You should always ask. Even though I'm not the biggest participant, I'll still beta for you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kayakaari 2010-09-03 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	Those two er, drabblets? Were real teasers! Loved the Snarry and now curious about Snata... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	faeryqueen 2010-09-03 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	I really couldn't make my brain wrap about that last one, not without possibly butchering the characters (I seriously never watched that show), but I thought I'd give it a go. For Torina. :D Glad they piqued your interest!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

torina_archelda
2010-09-10 09:16 pm UTC (link)

*smacks IJ upside the head* Give me back my comment, you stupid site! *glares at IJ* *huggles poor Fae* I'm really sorry that the first comment didn't go through, love. But here's another for you <3

Well, I won't deny your claim that you've been gone too long and remiss in hanging out with us *grin* so you won't get any sympathy from me there. What you [i]will[/i] get, though, is a hyper Torina jumping up and down with excitement that you've come back to talk with us, and very happy that you came with presents. xD You can [i]never[/i] go wrong with presents! *hugs Fae*

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WROTE ME SNATA. For all the times I brought it up and wished someone would write it and hoped that it would someday happen, I never thought it actually would. None of the people who seemed interested in reading it really wanted to write it. So I can't belieeeeeve you wrote it! <3 <3 You are my hero. I love it! I love the way they talk to each other, and that you wiki-ed and looked up videos for it, and that Severus had to use spells on Data (hahaha <3) and that Data's stuck in the same position. xD Poor guy. But seriously, I love it so much. You are amazing. <3 Thank you!!

And the snarry is hopelessly adorable. I love fanfictionjunkie!Harry. xD Excellent. A fitting gift for the fanfiction junkies that are our group!!

Thank you so much, for your kind words and your promises to return to us and for the adorable snarry and because OMG I still can't believe you wrote me Snataaaa <3 You are the best, hon, and I hope you're back with us to stay (at least part of the time, because I've come to accept that you're cheating on us with other fandoms. *sniff*)

<3 Torina

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	torina_archelda 2010-09-10 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	HEY LOOK. The comment showed up this time. Take THAT, IJ! xP <3 <3 <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2010-09-11 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Haha. I wondered if anyone had written it for you. I do love me a good challenge, and, well, that was definitely a challenge. Sadly, their voices have not yet left my head, despite my firm promise of not Snata again. I thought Roo was going to kill me when I told her what I was researching on YouTube, though she relented when I told her it was for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torina_archelda 2010-09-11 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, no one. Just you <3 And haha. Well it was a challenge you pulled off superbly. So thank you and congratulations <3 LOL, why would you want their voices out of your head? Data is awesome <3 Why was she going to kill you?? Does she have grudge against Star Trek? xD hugs ~Torina (Reply to this) (Parent)