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susan_imp (susan_imp) wrote in serenityhills,
@ 2008-08-23 22:22:00

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hangover hell, miki inoue, susan, vic, weirdbard

There has to be a morning after? WHY?!
I woke up with a splitting headache, but not just a headache, someone had sneaked in while I was asleep and coated my tongue with dog hair and dust, at least that is what it tasted like.

Stumbling of the top of my dinning room table, which by the way I had no idea how I got there or why I was sleeping there instead of my bed. I staggered, swayed into my living room and spied Miki and Victor sprawled on the couch with Victor's arm around Miki's shoulder.
Even through the pain I smiled at how cute they looked together. Walking to my front door I opened it wide... And nearly cursed at the blinding light that stabbed into my brain through my eyes. When did they replace the sun with a arc wielding light?

I bent over to pick up the paper and discovered two things. One, it is not a good idea to put your head lower than your butt when you are hungover and two, the newspaper dateline said that two days had gone by since we had gone to the cafe.

I blinked and suddenly it struck me. Victor and Miki were at my house, they were together on the couch and two days have gone by without me talking to Bardy so he was bound to check up on me soon, I was surprised he hadn't yet!

Oh and I suddenly realized for some reason I couldn't recall at the moment that I was wearing a skimpy yellow bathing suit and was leaning over in my yard staring at a paper I hadn't picked up yet.

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phantasm
2008-08-23 10:47 pm UTC (link)

She was dreaming. Dreaming of what, she may never know. She sure didn't now. Well, except for the fact she might remember the scene with God getting RickRolled by the Easter Bunny. But other than that, nada.

She let out a yawn and wondered just wen exactly her bed was so oddly shaped when she realized that she wasn't in her bed. If that wasn't a wake up call, nothing would be. Her eyes instantly opened and she rolled, only to fall on the floor. Where was she? What happened? Wher-Oh. This was Susan's house, or so she vaguely remembered. She got into a sitting position and frowned. God, how much did I drink?

Where was Susan? And where was-Oh. Vic was on the couch. Where she had been. Her eyes wide, she quickly looked somewhere else. Why in God's name does he have no pants??

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firstmate_vic
2008-08-23 10:55 pm UTC (link)

Vic stirred in his sleep. He wasn't exactly having a happy dream.

"No...don't...no...loved you...put down the sword. NO!"

He sits up coming out of his dream breathing heavily. "Ow," he clutches his head in pain. He didn't have much memories of what happened last night(or what he thought was last night) except for drinks...lots and lots of drinks.

Victor turned and saw Miki on the floor, averting her eyes. Was there a draft? Vic looked down and realized he had no pants.

"Okay...two very important questions. What the HELL happened last night? And Has anyone seen my pants?"

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	susan_imp 2008-08-23 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hearing voices from my living room I rushed back into the house and suddenly felt my face flush bright red. Turning around so my back was towards them, I stuttered. "Um Victor? Where's your, your..um, pants and why is Miki on her knees in front of you? Um, should I leave you two alone... um, for a while?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

phantasm
2008-08-23 11:10 pm UTC (link)

Miki quickly scrambled far away from Vic and shook her head. "Ohmygod. It's so not what you think!" At least she was pretty sure it wasn't. She was feeling achy.. Miki flat out refused to believe she'd done anything.

"I just woke up! And he's all," She made a wild gesture and refused to look at Victor., "pantsless! I didn't do it!"

She paused. "At least, I don't think I did." She looked horrified. "Oh my god. It's the prom all over again."

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firstmate_vic
2008-08-23 11:15 pm UTC (link)

There was a throw blanket on the couch, Victor quickly covered himself silently thanking himself he was a boxers guy and not a tighty whitey guy.

"Well dont point your finger at me. I dont know how i got pantsless...wait, didn't you tell me you went to an all girls school?"

Victors mind went to a wrong place fast.

"Nevermind." He turns and looks at Susan. "You don't by any chance have any asprins the size of footballs do you?"

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susan_imp
2008-08-23 11:24 pm UTC (link)

Opens a small portal and reaches in. Pulls out a bottle and looks at label.
"Cyanide." Considers the pain I'm in but remembers that being an imp that stuff won't work on me. Believe me, I've tried it on 13 enough times.

Sees Victor eying the bottle. "Um, nope you don't want this." Tosses the bottle back into the void and tries again.
Pulls another bottle out.

"Motrin. That's a pain killer isn't it?" I ask. Before he could answer she tosses the bottle back into the portal. "Third times the charm!"
Reaches in and pulls out yet another bottle. "Aspirin. We have a winner!" I shout and then grimaces with pain and tosses the bottle to Victor.

"How do you feel Miki?"

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phantasm
2008-08-23 11:30 pm UTC (link)

Miki was now huddled in a corner as if trying to avoid everyone. She was trying to remember but the last thing she really remembered was the cafe. At least she thought it was anyway.

She frowned and shook her head at Susan's question. "What? Me? I'm good. Really." Except for the headache. But she'd be fine. Just as long as she didn't do anything else stupid. Yup. If she took pills or anything, she knew she'd just get sick. "But can you people turn the volume down?"

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	firstmate_vic 2008-08-23 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Vic misses catching the bottle of asprin and gets hit in the head, which did not help his headache. He pops a handfull into his mouth and dry swallows them. Could have used water though. "Does anyone know what happened last night? Cause save for drinking, I've got nothing...Wait. I banged my head on the table. Got knocked unconsious. Right?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

susan_imp
2008-08-23 11:48 pm UTC (link)

I look thoughtful, well as thoughtful as I could while grimacing from the pain. At least Victor could take aspirin for it. Being an imp that stuff wouldn't work on me so I just had to suffer through the pain till my metabolism flushed it out of my system.

"Well you two passed out so I opened a portal back here. I was going to open a portal back to your respective houses but then Miki threw up all over you Victor as soon as we came through the portal so.."

Screws up my eyes as I tried to remember.

"That's what happened to your pants! You took them off so I could throw them in the washer! Well then you couldn't go home without pants, could you? And Miki was upset she threw up on you so she kept apologizing so you went to comfort her on the couch. I thought maybe some food would help with our being drunk so I headed towards the kitchen and got as far as the dinning room when I suddenly decided I need to wax it so I climbed up on it and I think I passed out."

I nod my head. "Yeah I'm positive that is what happened." I frowned. "At least I think that is what happened? I should check the washer and see if your pants are in there. If they are, then that must be what happened."

I smile in victory but then frown.

"Wait. I don't have a clothes washer yet. What the hell did I do with your pants then?"

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phantasm
2008-08-23 11:53 pm UTC (link)

Miki attempted to get up, feeling slightly relieved that it seemed all she did was get sick and apologetic. That was good. Definitely not like prom night and the visiting boys football team. Nothing at all. Oh, but how her body ached! Just like- Nope. Nothing happened. Yup. Just like Susan said. She realized she was near a window and glanced outside.

"Um.. Is that Victor's pants out in the lawn with someone's pink negligee?" Ooh. That so wasn't hers. Yay her!

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weirdbard
2008-08-24 12:02 am UTC (link)

What ever Susan's answer was going to be, no one would know because she had forgotten to shut the front door close and suddenly it swung open to reveal Weirdbard in his human form... Well at least for a few moments.

"Susan is that your clothing out there in the lawn? And why haven't I been able to contact you the last couple of..."

I stare at Susan standing there wearing a itty bitty yellow bikini, a woman I didn't know sitting staring at me... And a man on the couch who seemed at first glance to be wearing nothing more than a throw blanket on the couch.

I reacted in a calm, reasonable manner. I changed into my demon form and growled at the man and started towards him flexing my talons.

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firstmate_vic
2008-08-24 12:12 am UTC (link)

Victor's seen a lot in his life. Lots of horrors. But none compared to the demon he saw before him.

Miki screamed. Part of him wanted to race over there to protect her, but it was safe to say she was going to be okay. The demon wasn't looking or growling at her.

It was growling and looking at him.

So, Victor had a reasonable reaction.

He screamed...loudly. Which aggravated his headache.

He wasn't so much scared of the demon. More what the large demon was about to do to him when he was hungover and weaponless.

He held up his hands defensively. "Cant we talk about this before you try to kill me?"

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susan_imp
2008-08-24 12:20 am UTC (link)

I opened a portal and dropped into it to reappear between Bard and Victor.

"Bardy don't hurt him! We didn't do anything together at all! He's not even interested in me! He wants to do the hot monkey nasty with Miki over there! We just got plastered at the cafe and I brought them back here to make sure they were safe. I mean we really got shit faced drunk last night..."

I trailed off realizing saying that to my dad was probably not a great way to get him to calm down.

"Um, anyway I brought them back here and then I slept on the dinning room table... I'm not real sure why I slept there other than I was so drunk I couldn't make it up to my room..."

Again, not the smartest thing to say to Bardy.

"Um, so while I slept there, Miki and Victor slept together on my couch! Not that they slept together, slept together! They didn't make with the hot monkey sex, at least I don't think they did. They just slept."

I look over at Miki. "You could stuff something in my mouth before I dig this hole any deeper you know."

I hear deep noises coming from Bardy and think he is still growling at Victor when I realize he is not growling, he's laughing... at me!

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phantasm
2008-08-24 12:31 am UTC (link)

Miki had only screamed once. Honest. But really, what else was she to have done? Hello? Big huge demon dude that wasn't looking happy.

"FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T HAVE HOT MONKEY ANYTHING WITH ANYONE!" That.. hadn't been what she intended to say. She blinked. She stared. "Um... I'm going to shut up again and try not to wonder why I feel like I was pinned against a wall and- Not that I've ever- Or would even- Nevermind."

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firstmate_vic
2008-08-24 12:37 am UTC (link)

Victor blinks trying to get a read of the situation.

He seemed to be safe from the giant demon that was about to no doubt rip of his twig and berries for being pantsless in Susans house.

"So, uh...to be clear: Susan and I didn't do anything together. Miki and I had no sex, just sleep."

He looked at the large demon Susan called Bardy. "It was a huge misunderstanding."

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	weirdbard 2008-08-24 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I inhale deeply through my nose and calm down a little. "Okay I can tell no one had sex in this house so I believe you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	susan_imp 2008-08-24 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I notice Miki's confused look. "Demons have excellent sense of smell. Bardy can tell by scent that none of us have..." I blush. "Well he can tell how long it has been since someone has had sex." I finish lamely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstmate_vic 2008-08-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
	"Wow, really," He asked a little impressed. He hoped it wasn't true. Had been a very, very long time and many, many cold showers since he's had any sex. Vic stands behind Susan, blanket wrapped around his waist. "So, any chance someone could get my pants...pants are good and I hate meeting people when Im not fully clothed." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

phantasm
2008-08-24 01:02 am UTC (link)

"So, what, you meet people half clothed often?" Miki was now paying attention to the land of the outdoors beyond the window. She was totally going to ignore the whole sniffing for sex thing. Creepy. Plus she had this feeling that she was the only slightly promiscuous one of the bunch. "Seriously? I'm not sure if thats a sure fire way to get points or lose points..."

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firstmate_vic
2008-08-24 01:09 am UTC (link)

Vic turned to Miki. "Well, I gain points if I had met you half clothed. But as this is Susan's father...I can only assume...not gonna score high points. But guessing I'm continuing my record of making bad first impressions."

He seemed to be cursed in that right. From his 'rescue' of Ava when they met, to the pissing match he had with Captain Peroxide and the babble fest he had with Miki when they first met.

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	phantasm 2008-08-24 01:18 am UTC (link)
	She snorted and glanced over at him with a mild glare. "Ha! Says the guy who has a high opinion of his assets!" Says the woman not looking lower than his shoulders. Yup. Miki suddenly grinned. "Maybe you can get extra credit if you offer him a body shot!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weirdbard 2008-08-24 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	"If I was going to shoot him, it would be in the head not the body." (Reply to this) (Parent)