The Black Pot

“You know it’s funny,” Q says thoughtfully. “There aren’t any songs about chocolate. There are songs about candy,” he goes on, after thinking for a moment. “Actually there are a lot of songs about candy, but none specifically about chocolate. And that’s a shame. I can’t think of another food that so richly deserves to be lauded in song. I like just plain dark chocolate, maybe with almonds. Caramel is good too. But don’t muck it up with lots of add-ins. It loses some of its uniqueness. It should be as simple as possible so as to be best appreciated.” He frowns at Ianto. “I don’t know about eating it off someone though. It would make an awful mess and you’d get all sticky. What fun is that?”