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Today, we salute you (again), Deadpool.
Mr.-Real-Men-Of-Genius-Lifetime-Achievement-Award-Winner ** TWICE *** Guy!

You got more money than God from Bullseye. And what do you do with it?
You decide to make like the Beatles and live your own Yellow nuclear Submarine.
Tell the wife I'm going fishin'!



Starboard. Lardboard. Port. Dive. You make this sailing thing look easy.
Except for installing that screen door on a submarine.
*choir* Who forgot to lock it?




Crazy enough to take on the seven seas on your own, you are wise enough to recognize the need for company on those long, lonely stormy nights meant for strong seamen of the sea.
Gilli-GAAAAAN!!!!



So sit back and enjoy your pleasure cruise, you Regenerate Degenerate.
For a man who can hear the clean, clear, crisp sound of the sea whistle between his ears, you will always smell fishy to us.

Mr. Motion-In-Your-Ocean guy


For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.