Today, we salute you, Ted Kord & Michael Jon Carter. Mr. Blue and Mr. Go-oOo-OLD!
You are heroes to the world, world renowned crime fighters. Do you spend your time and money rebuilding neighborhoods and keeping people safe?
No, you take all the chocos in the embassy. In the supermarkets. In the city. From the mouths of hungry children. Just so that your supervisor has something to keep him occupied. *chorus* Mars needs CHOCOS!!!!
Instead of letting the Martian Manhunter off the hook by bringing his cookies in his choco imbalanced state-of-mind, you bravely take your life into your hands by letting him know you were the culprits behind his agony. It's "mea CULPAAAAAA!!!"
Over the river. Through the woods. To escape certain death you go. *chorus* Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive.
For your endeavors to keep life interesting, like risking other people's properties and lives for a gag, do you finally achieve nirvana. Worthy of the Joker
So sit back and enjoy a tall cool glass of milk, because milk will help repair those broken bones.
Mr. Black-and-blue-over-cookies guys!!!
For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.