To be fair, just the concept of an Everyman-Cupid team up plot is at the concept of needing MST3K style commentary.
(Also, Everyman was clearly in the JLA villains morgue in Blackest Night 1. While it's true that not every villain in the morgue need become a black lantern, the alternative is something like
Black Hand: Blackguards of the world, rise. Everyman: Hey, I'm not actually dead. I'll be leaving now, unless you've got a bite to eat. Black Hand: Do you like human hearts? Everyman: They're my favorite organ! Do you have any Hawkman?)