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What a Batman Needs
Tags: char: batman/bruce wayne, char: robin/nightwing/dick grayson, in-joke: context is for the weak
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Robin, he's trying to say he needs a Bat-Manicure!
Even batman needs to feel pretty once in a while. :P
I love how the page number makes it look like Robin has an ear ring.
| From: | (Anonymous) |
| Date: | July 10th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC) |
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Oh my. I was just watching that last night!
That's the Bat Baby Arm! Its freakishly strong.
I'm imagining now that he's actually holding a stick with a little tiny pointing hand on it, and he's using it as a prop.
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| Date: | July 10th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC) |
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Hey don't dis on Bats' just coz he's metro. Guy's gotta keep those nails in fine condition to be a playboy, I mean c'mon.
Ain't nothin' wrong with Bats' takin' a little time out for himself and a mani/pedi.
Also, if his face is a little puffy in the morning he puts on an ice pack whilst doing his stomach crunches.
He can do over 1000 now.
Ice pack? I thought he used cucumbers... :-P
Lol no, ice pack - deep pore cleanser - in the shower, a water activated gel cleanser followed by a honey almond body scrub.
But of course! And when he gets out, he puts on his fluffy man-robe.
And Dick, Tim, Damian and Alfred all *facepalm* secretly.
Jason would too, if someone just invited him in!
Jason Todd needs to be sent to a 60's Adam West Batman universe. Adam West would raise the boy right. He'd do his homework, have his own lovingly stitched sweater and his general douchebaggery level would just go down. Kinda like a brat camp...
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Bat camp.
Hey, maybe if Bats' (and the fans) had shown him a little bit more love, there'd be less douchebaggery.
He just needs a hug is all!
I have to say I would have voted to kill him.
Adam West wouldn't give him that hug, he'd have to earn it.
Poor Jason Todd.
Damn you, Denny O'Neil! *shakes fist*
Don't blame him, blame the fans. Or lack of.
His death was great though, totally redeemed a large amount of Jason dickery.
And besides, if he didn't die you probably wouldn't get to see the fabulously weird Victorian!Joker. And it totally upped his street cred :D
Yeah, but see if they were really going to make it work, they should have left him dead a la Gwen Stacy. His return from the dead has made what the Joker did seem like less...
Garr.
Yeah bringing him back was one of the worst ideas ever to happen in comics. MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD.
I mean really, did they not think something was up when Frank Miller thought it was a terrible idea?
Last Frank Miller jab of the day I swear!
The Frank Miller jabs can never stop!
"This city is soft and sweet. She's my whore." "This car is really slick and drives fast. She's just like a whore." "My shoes are really dark. They're like whores."
Don't forget about those cities. Apparently they scream some ¬_¬
My god, are those all quotes?! Its not even funny.
Zexual repression -- zis is a terrible zing.
No, I just made them up, but after watching the Spirit/Sin City, it would seem as though they were real quotes, wouldn't it? :-P
Haha! It's so bad that I can mistake them for Miller quotes!
I must say, I enjoyed Sin City! ITS TOO COOL I'm not even embarrassed to like it! I Think I watched it before I read any Miller so thought it was a kinda one-off writing style. Witty deconstructualism and that.
*sigh*
His monogrammed fluffy man-robe.
Was there ever any doubt?? :-P
| From: | (Anonymous) |
| Date: | July 11th, 2009 07:00 am (UTC) |
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I get jokes! Christian Bale > American Psycho > Batman! I'll bet the batcave booms with the catalog of Huey Lewis and the News pretty frequently as well.
God, I love me some AmPsycho.
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But of course! With Hip To Be Square, their undisputed masterpiece.
Bravo for making the link btw ;) I still like the book better though. Though I can't imagine anyone else playing Bateman other than Baleman :D |
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