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Wherein Starman Learns A Hard Lesson About Cosmic Rod Construction
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You know where GOLDEN AGE lost me?
They saved Hitler's brain. That's where.
It's a collector's item. It's still valuable, even without the original packaging.
I'd like to imagine a story where Hitler's brain was saved and placed in a jar or something to keep it alive, but then lost in the confusion of post war Berlin, and ending up in a warehouse somewhere, possibly being sold off to collectors and such over the years, and by the time they actually plug it into a robot or something it can move, the combination of long isolation and senility have long since reduced Hitler's mind to mush.
So they take it out and use it as a paper weight.
But . . . but! That's the best part!!!
Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; actually, the second best part, the best part is it's the Ultra-Humanite who saved Hitler's brain. |
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