I would have said the only way to get attention from Wonder Woman would be to knock over a convenience store, and then, while running away, yell 'OH, NO! I AM NOW A CRIMINAL, DRIVEN BY MY PLACE IN SOCIETY TO COMMIT DESPERATE ACTS! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO WOULD TEACH ME LOVING SUBMISSION THROUGH THE USE OF CHAINS AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE!' at the top of your lungs. But, different strokes for different folks, I guess.