*grumbles* I TRIED to post my own suggestions as to the next few alliterations, but the damn blog wouldn't believe I was real. (I AM real, aren't I? I think I'm real. Great, now I'm having one of those 'Red King' moments.) Anyway, I figured I might as well post my suggestions here, so at least someone would be amused by them. If anyone feels the urge to post these for me, please feel free to do so.
The Punisher paralyzed with panic in a pitfull of putridly pungent pachyderms.
RoboCop and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer rapturously regarding Romeo roughly rolling a roguish rascal down the riverbank.
Superman salivating salaciously at the sight of Severus Snape's seductive singing salamanders.