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seriousfic (seriousfic) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-06-05 16:06:00

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char: nightcrawler/kurt wagner

The epic love story of Nightcrawler and a gargoyle (the kind made of stone)
Proving that Kurt Wagner can is a sexy bitch to anyone, living or dead, human or--well, it's a good thing he never meant Callisto when she was all tentacly--here's the first and only installment of Kurt Loves The Gargoyle.

Is that Bruce the Gargoyle? Because if it is, Spider-Man will be heartbroken.

Plot, such as it is (company-wide crossovers, what can I say?), happens, and Kurt ends up in a comic book store helping defend against zombie mannequins.

Oh, and Rachel has been turned into a mannequin. Usually you need Greg Land on pencils to get that effect. Kurt and Bruce go to stop Mannequin 2: On The Move from getting married to a demon.

"Of all the souls I've ever encountered, his was the most... human..."

Or would "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." be more appropriate?

Regardless, a moment of silence for Bruce, the Nightcrawler-loving Gargoyle.

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	icon_uk 2009-06-05 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Crotus is damned lucky he got banished before Goliath and the clan found out what he'd done to poor Bruce. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	galateus 2009-06-06 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	All I could think from reading the above-the-cut post was, "What, is Marvel getting in on that game, too?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluefall 2009-06-05 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Claremont, what won't you ship? On a related note, we need to hook you up with a copy of the Deadly Hands Special. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-06-06 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Nice icon, where's is from? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	retro_nouveau 2009-06-05 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	We all have gaped At some Adonis But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew And since your shape Like a croissant is No question of she's gotta love a guy like you... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-06-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Is THAT what that lyric is? I always thought it was 'and since you're shaped like a quasadis', and since I had no idea idea what a quasadis was, the verse never made much sense to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-06-06 05:07 am UTC (link)
	IIRC they actually have one of the gargoyles hold up a croissant as they're singing the line. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychop_rex 2009-06-06 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know, but I always figured that THAT was a 'quasadis' - that a quasadis was some variety of croissant-like French pastry that I'd never heard of. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychop_rex 2009-06-06 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Uh... what is your reference to Bruce the gargoyle and Spidey? Who's Bruce the gargoyle? Also, as a gargoyle enthusiast, this warms my heart. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rabican 2009-06-06 05:18 am UTC (link)
	In the 90's animated series, Spidey talked to this one particular stone gargoyle a lot. He called him Bruce. (Or possibly it was many gargoyles, all of which he called Bruce. With Spidey, you can never tell!) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	galateus 2009-06-06 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	I thought I was good at remembering stuff from nineties cartoons, but I really didn't remember that. Cool. (Don't think I could even try rewatching that, after getting spoiled by The Spectacular Spider-Man these days. ~~Although SmTAS Peter was really buff~~) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychop_rex 2009-06-06 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhhh, OK. Thanks. Interesting little tidbit - I've watched a few episodes of that series, but I never noticed that detail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rabican 2009-06-06 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, it didn't happen all that often - it was a skipping gag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	galateus 2009-06-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
	...I see what you did there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rabican 2009-06-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Thankyew, thankyew, I'll be here all night. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	galateus 2009-06-06 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome cargo-shipping, but post needs moar tags. What was the crossover that was happening? (Reply to this)